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http://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/Keane-has-NOT-walked.4696388.jp "Wide of the mark"

Setanta have done that old trick of removing any hint of the "not travelled" story from their rolling coverage without retracting or clarifying it. Paddy Power stopped taking bets on Keano going, but that'll just be down to the rumours and the cash being placed on it.

They could bring out all those brown envelopes with "Big bent fam sam's big fat bung" written on them that they were waving around at the SoL a few seasons back.

Ace, I can see it now. Kenwyn Jones on the bench because Diouf has a better heart bpm in training, Nosworthy with a free role in the middle, Cisse in nets, 11 men behind the ball to defend a 1-0 deficit at home to West Brom...

Wonder if their charvas will be as embarrassing as our's were when wor messiah left ? Dunno, their knuckledragger contingent seem to have turned on him already anyway, they'll probably be glad to get rid and be looking forward to getting Mourinho in.

Dunno, only source seems to be Century and most of the SMB seem to think it's bollocks.

Celtic were fined £42,430 for one fan running onto the pitch against Man U - what's that multiplied by the amount of apes at the SOL?

7.85 miles away from NUFC, though I guess my local club are Whitley Bay. Last time I watched them was a few months ago and they got tonked by Nantwich.

If I'd picked up a coin that was thrown in my direction at the mackem match and twatted it back at their fans I think the fact it was originally thrown at me would have held zero sway when it came to being nicked/banned.

Never mind Barton, someone needs to have a quick word with Google about their search suggestions. If you've got firefox with the google search bar in the top right hand corner type "Why do black" In the interests of equality, typing "why do white" brings up some interesting suggestions too.

My mate doesn't rate him Although this is the same lad who was a fan of Steven Carr and Shola.

The Premier League (The Premier League) Is upside down (is upside down) The Premier League is upside down...

He's probably thinking about the 2004 Summer Olympics, doubt he knows what year it is.

Karama says Keanur was sent off at half time for kicking off with the officials about an off-side Anelka goal.

Put Alex in my Fantasy Team this week One goal, one assist, clean sheet, 25 bonus points for making mackems cry.

Bwahahaha, why like? No idea, just spotted it on the BBC live text http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/7703872.stm

5-0, Roy Keane sent to the stands

2-1, we beat the brums 2-1, we beat the brums 2-1, we beat the brums 2-1

Hope they're bloody sturdy t-shirts, they're going to have to last a while considering how they were still banging on about the last 2-1 a decade afterwards.

Cringe - and they wonder why they're dubbed the SMBs The wall plaque's the best Can you imagine Man City doing that if they beat Man U? In fact can you think of any respectable derby where one of the teams would be such a bunch of small time knackers that they'd start churning out this stuff after a 2-1 home victory?

And stopping going to games because fans are fickle...

Worrying thing is that this is the second game on the trot where we've spent the first half looking generally coherent (aside from the odd slip up we've been lucky to get away with) and come out in the second half only to look a disorganised, panicky mess. I was begging for the half-time whistle on Saturday because I was hoping it'd mean JK could give them a talking to, calm things down and get us organized. What exactly is he saying to them?

Hope Geremi was fucking watching someone demonstrate how to at least get the ball heading in the general direction of the goal from a free kick, why the fuck do we keep letting him hoof our set pieces into row Z every game like he's trying to convert a try? Give someone else a stab, anyone, think I'd even rather see Shola lining up for it at the moment.

My main concern is that we need to have a new owner and new manager in place in plenty of time for the transfer window, otherwise it would take this disaster to a whole new level.

Well my mate had a toon top on but he had his coat done up when we were on the metro, probably didn't fancy passing Seaburn in it.