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Is the Undertaker about to come out?

Set to lews to the shrews

This, I guess https://talksport.com/football/979374/dominic-calvert-lewin-everton-magazine-front-cover-fashion/

Is Exile replying to every tweet from Cristiano Ronaldo's official channels with pictures of 9/11 today or nar?

https://thespoiler.co.uk/sunderland-fans-officially-fatter-newcastle-ones/

Scored, but got booked, so is suspended for the second game of his double gameweek

Think the confusion is that he's been booked five times, but one was in the league cup, so doesn't count for a premier league suspension? The Mag still has the article up saying he's out.

Now you're gonna believe us...

Leicester City : Ward; Castagne, Amartey, Faes, Thomas; Tielemans, Soumaré; Praet, Dewsbury-Hall, Barnes; Daka. Subs: Iversen, Soyuncu, Vestergaard, Mendy, Ndidi, Albrighton, Perez, Iheanacho, Vardy NUFC: Pope; Tripper, Schär, Botman, Burn; Longstaff, Bruno G., Willock; Almirón, Joelinton, Wood. Subs: Darlow, Lascelles, Saint-Maximin, Ritchie, Targett, Manquillo, Fraser, Murphy, Anderson. Referee: Jarred Gillett (Australia) Attendance: 32,185 Final score: 0-3 3' Wood (Pen) 7' Almiron 32' Jolintin Booked: Sent off: Post-game reaction can be found from here Television coverage: Amazon Prime Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/ Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. .

Mm, veiny.

Al Bayt Stadium sounds really Yorkshire to me

"Falling hundreds of feet to your death is a natural part of life"

Lol, do a little dance about that, samba boys

No twinkle toes run up, belt it in the corner, see?

Literally "discussing any sportwashing not related to NUFC is banned"

Also, even if it gets saved or your blast it off the bar, you look less of a prick than if you do a meandering three step mosey up to the ball and pass it harmlessly into the keepers arms.

Clean sheet for Morocco in all four games, including a penalty shoot out EDIT: oh wait, Canada

Tyldesley pronounces Hwang Hee-Chan was "Wacky Chan"

Could probably put this in basically any local rivals thread on any team's board but felt seen

Pickford save at one end, Hendo goal at the other. MLFs winning the World Cup.

Seeing as he's scored today we'll see how successful the 'Please stop singing about my cock" plea has been.

This month: Last month...

They have to do without that 18-year-old Costa Rican winger? Seems a bit unfair.