BlueStar

Looks more like one of the aliens from Bad Taste.

First league goal in 7 hours Maybe we just need to play against 10 men every week?

Saved, fuck

Pen! VAR works

Arsenal and Man City double gameweek. Free hit time?

FEWMIN

Lots of people saying that he was assisted by St John's staff as he was quite ill. Strange if he ended up in hospital that nobody has contacted family? Turned up now.

Fan missing after last night's match https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/search-newcastle-united-fan-who-17860231

You typed this in the wrong box Grandad, it's the long one at the top. Goldie says hi, love you xxx

Worst Football Club owner of the decade. Hmm, I mean Owen Oyston raped a lass.

Aliexpress are great for this, I got 50 custom printed stickers on holographic foil for like 45p a sticker, imagine it's cheaper on normal paper. Also the more you order, the cheaper the cost per sticker. If folk want to make a bulk order I'm happy to get them printed and post out X amount to people at cost price. May take longer to get here because of the pandemic so we'd be doing it on the assumption that things are going to be just as shit in a month or so

Aliexpress are great for this, I got 50 custom printed stickers on holographic foil for like 45p a sticker, imagine it's cheaper on normal paper. Also the more you order, the cheaper the cost per sticker.

Mine too

"At least with VAR you'll get the right decisions and there won't be all this controversy"

Since Don bought the club he hasn't been able to get it up.

One thing I noticed yesterday is just how far behind the play he is when we're attacking. Folk are looking to play balls around the opposition box and he's still ambling up from near the centre circle.

Lose on Saturday and people will have to find something else to say than "Whey he's doing better than Rafa at this point last season"

Match thread now please https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=104092.0

Crystal Palace: Guaita; van Aanholt, Cahill, Dann, J Ward; McCarthy, McArthur, Kouyaté; Zaha, Benteke, Ayew Subs: Hennessey, Kelly, Riedewald, Meyer, Townsend, Pierrick, Tosun. NUFC: Dubravka, Schar, Lascelles, Fernandez, Lazaro, Bentaleb, Sean Longstaff, Rose, Almiron, Saint-Maximin, Joelinton Subs: Darlow, Lejeune, Yedlin, Ritchie, Hayden, M.Longstaff, Gayle Referee: Peter Bankes (Merseyside) Attendance: Final score: 1-0 45' Van Aanholt Booked: Lascelles Bentaleb Almiron McCarthy Joelinton Ritchie McArthur Sent off: Lazaro Post-match reaction can be found here https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=104092.msg7157862#msg7157862 Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

HE IS THE NUMBER NINE YOU WALLOP

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8028699/Steve-Bruce-admits-40m-Joelinton-not-like-strikers-interested-scoring.html

Fizzy yelllow isn't a very nice sounding colour. Sounds like a discharge.

*laughs in Steve McClaren*

They've picked up under him since Redfearn walked. Did he walk with Elias?