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Calvert-Lewin fantasy captain, allow him the customary 15 shots pls Bruce.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/54738835 No shit. "Baffled" is a common state for Bruce it seems Bruce is baffled by Sam's sacking Bruce ‘baffled’ by Wenger criticism Bruce baffled by Blackpool shutout Steve Bruce baffled by criticism of Newcastle United’s style Bruce 'baffled' by Gyan UAE move Steve Bruce baffled by Hull City start

? https://www.sportbible.com/football/news-reactions-the-efl-trophy-will-now-officially-be-known-as-the-papa-johns-trophy-20201028

Knew he was on Songs of Praise, but didn't realise that Gavin Peacock was now a pastor at some loopy Canadian church that is particularly big on "traditional gender roles", heading their Council on Biblical Manhood and Womanhood and getting angry at the term "We're pregnant". He also has some books out, although it's hardly the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

So there is scope for confusion here, the papers served to the PL alleging violations of anti-competition are official and from... NUFC, the buyers, both? And the angry rant from a fans group is separate and coincidentally timed?

Bamford is this year's Pukki. Already capped Calvert-Lewin for next week in case I get covid or something.

https://twitter.com/MoneyMikeAshley/status/1317767057174372354 Sums up the stupidity of explaining away months of shite because we're in the process of changing formation, like it's akin to adjusting the course of an oil tanker.

Oh what can it mean...

In terms of this work in progress, does anyone even have a clear idea of what he's working towards? What's the actual Bruce style of play that we're yet to see, this land of milk and honey which is forever out of sight, just over the horizon, for various reasons? What would we be watching if it wasn't for... Actually what is the excuse for why we're so massively far away from realising his true vision? That's cayusing us to instead be stuck in this horrific limbo of allowing huge amounts of shots for the opposition and not having any at all ourselves because we are equally woful in both defense and attack?

Good to see this getting some exposure

: bluestar : 4-1 flatters them, they were the better side, but not by that much.

Typical of Rashford, making a meal out of nothing.

Reminder that if you've told PPV to GET FUCKED you may want to consider donating the 15 quid you've saved to the West End foodbank. Especially while you're in a good mood and we're 1-0 up

Good thing is they can reuse the model for Left4Dead 3.

The yellow "75% chance of playing" warning has to be one of the biggest lies on the internet, has anyone actually calculated what percentage of players actually play after being given a 75% chance? Today's the first time I've looked at a yellow-alert player and actually thought that's about right, just based on the assumption Aubameyang probably only had an "ankle injury" cos he couldn't be arsed to go play for Gabbon.

What stolen car would be the equivalent of a stolen NUFC stream? https://www.instagram.com/p/CFWoalRhGpv/?igshid=b8ox7ht87ap1

Seen that - disgrace! Totally on his side, although seeing his username is Enoch1 makes me wonder....

Photos of bread is a new one, I preferred the flight trackers.

"It's a results business" until the results turn to shit and then we don't say that any more.

Benched him, but he's coming on because of Mason Mount's no-show.

Commentator on the Man City game talking about the good games there's been today. Adds "I'm sure Newcastle against Burnley will be exciting too", absolutely dripping with sarcasm.