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What a weird story this is turning into https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-50558218

Carragher has his VR controller things upside down and in the wrong hands, so whenever he glances down while wandering around the PlayStation version of Man City's goal his virtual arms are horrifically twisted and contorted like he has some terrible genetic condition

Looks like a boxer who's suffered a cauliflower face.

Absolutely agree with this. If you're going to constantly criticise him for anything and everything, it takes away from any genuine criticism that he should receive (the Norwich and Leicester performances, the whining about the support Rafa received etc.). This is because you're called Steve, isn't it.

Sunderland boy inseparable from mannequin's head https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-tyne-50519524/sunderland-boy-inseparable-from-mannequin-s-head

Got a bit of a John Leslie look about him, doesn't he.

Denmark Women beat Georgia 14-0. Maybe if Georgia brought ten mates with her she'd have done better.

Socks in the dryer! Iron print from other side...

Match thread now please https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=103967.0

West Ham: Roberto, Zabaleta, Balbuena, Diop, Cresswell, Rice, Noble, Snodgrass, Yarmolenko, Anderson, Haller. Subs: Martin, Fredericks, Ogbonna, Sanchez, Fornals, Lanzini, Ajeti NUFC: Dubravka, Yedlin, Fernandez, Lascelles, Clark, Willems, Hayden, Shelvey, Almiron, Saint-Maximin, Joelinton Subs: Darlow, Krafth, Dummett, M Longstaff, Atsu, Gayle, Carroll Referee: Stuart Attwell (Warwickshire) Attendance: 59,907 Final score: 2-3 16' Clark 22' Fernandez 51' Shelvey 73' Balbuena 90+1' Snodgrass Booked: Diop Cresswell Fernandez Sent off: Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/. Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

Jesus Christ https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50221110

But we get to sing "He's one of our owwwwwwnnnnnn."

Fucking VAR team, I needed those Mane points you nerds.

Wow https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/read-this-carefully.1489793/

Losing to us at home should be a sackable offence this season

Quack quack Edit: Sorry about the pubes.

Almost missed this "Norwich played through us repeatedly. I learned from that day, and it’s happened again" Didn't fucking learn from it then did you.

His version of events is that he's giving the players freedom to play, but they're too used to being micromanaged by Rafa. Or, you know, actually told what to fucking do.

Why does he look like he's on the PS4?

"The flak stops with me." Loves mixing his metaphors does Brucie.

Might as well have a laugh mate, 5+ down equals party time!

Skip the team talk and use the time to make each of the starting XI get Monty Magpie tattooed on their arse. Job done.