BlueStar

My mate jacked it in the day he discovered the person sitting next to him was paying about half as much for their ticket.

Joseluinton

Thanks to yesterday's result, Newcastle's all-time premier league goal difference has turned negative for the first time

Get in ASM. Do that more, I don't care if it works, it's the only entertainment we get

Hopefully the ghost of Jimmy Hill is rubbing his magic chin and there will be some grave injustice which means Coventry steal their automatic spot.

Saudis, Americans and now Martians, this is getting wild.

Maybe don't whip it out then? https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-united-will-assist-police-17697063

Mike saw it before everyone else...

I think that's giving us too much credit from a game management position. I think one of the reasons we've got inexplicable results is that we don't have a Plan A, never mind a Plan B, nor do players know what they're meant to be doing either individually or as a team. For the other teams in the league who are used to being briefed how to play against teams using football tactics, like possession or counter-attack, it must be a pretty bewildering experience, which is how we end up with a defender in a position to score an overhead kick or some nonsense.

Could we send him loads of pizza to try and speed up the process?

Here they are

State of them on C4 News, went on a Brexit Britain safari with Sunderland's toothless finest.

Clashing with your owners can be fulfilling and rewarding, but with Ashley it's not. If these guys are ill-intentioned (or incompetent), unfurling tifos about human rights abuses or whatever would be more fun than chanting about Sports Direct being shit.

Doesn’t even say where it landed. It landed at Newcastle Airport. Wait a minute guys. Newcastle airport is the closest airport to.... St James Park!

Of course TV piracy hits Saudi Newcastle takeover – not the beheadings and crucifixions then? https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/jan/29/tv-piracy-saudi-newcastle-takeover-beheadings-crucifixions-mike-ashley

Maybe he has to send it to tender and then he will accept the highest bidder. Maybe he has no intention of selling. Maybe he's a man and maybe he's a lonely man Maybe he's a man. Maybe he's a dragon man. Maybe he's just a dragon.

Russia today, gulag tomorrow

They'd leave Bruce in charge? Surely Muslim owners won't leave a human ham in charge of the first team.

He'll be announcedas both the Fittest and Properest Person of the Year and the Young Fittest and Properest Person of the Year.

Can’t find this story anywhere. www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1233584/Newcastle-news-takeover-Saudi-Arabia-Mike-Ashley-Amanda-Staveley-340-million/amp Think he's got his wires crossed It doesn't say he's in Saudi... Right, we can tick "misunderstood press article" off this month's Bollocks Takeover bingo card, we're rattling through these. Full house by Tuesday.

Don't forget transgender people https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/oxford-professor-given-protection-following-threats-from-trans-activists.1503145/#post-31122695

Best place for him to come then