BlueStar

Maybe he should perform a histrioncstomy and remove himself from the club then.

Exactly, the whole idea is it's worth all the fuck-on because you'll always get the big decisions right but every game week there's still game-defining stuff which is clearly and objectively the wrong decision.

Cloudy With A Chance of Long Balls.

Greggs Men Apocalypse.

Steve Bruce's A Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Only thing stopping me triple captaining KDB is if Pep has any sense he'll rest him against us cos their second string would beat us comfortably. In fact he should just go home for turkey sandwiches like "I don't even know why I'm in this tracksuit, Imma let my little homies wile on you", send Lillo to the touchline and not play anyone over 19.

It's A Miserable Life.

Just looking at Paddy Power, we're the same odds to win 1-0 as Man City are to win 7-0

Vicious circle, pundits don't watch our games because we're terrible to watch, so they give their opinion without knowing just how terrible we are.

Yes they came across well. Sinclair rolled out the “he’s one of their own, I don’t know why they don’t get behind him?”???‍♂️ Carver was “one of our own” does it mean he was competent, obviously not. Remember when we only didn't like Pardew because we're bigoted against Londoners.

Nothing more iconic of the Ashley era than the wheelie bin baths and paddling pools. Anyway, the December 2006 goal of the month nominees were canny good,

Bruce instils no discipline at all and with it being a late kick off I reckon our lot will feel they can get away with chinning eggnog and babysham until 2am on Christmas Day, so could be even worse than expected. May triple-captain De Bruyne.

Missed the goal to go stir a potato curry, was it hilarious?

Is that the one set in a tunnel in Paris?

In spite of them pushing us back into our own half

Fucking what?

According to the pundits it's cos the fans aren't there to push the players to up the tempo apparently, knew it would be our fault.

Pundits on Sky getting his excuses in early and saying what a really hard game this is and how even though Newcastle fans will expect and easy three points it's not that simple.

Liverpool made a statement today, come on Bruce, we need a very, very good performance here to stay in the race.

Sorry lads

Not just good, very, very good.

Sewpa Kitchen

Fair warning, I've swapped Fernandez for Salah so expect Salah to get minus points.