thomas

"ozil gives the goalkeeper the eyes" ban this sick filth

you fuckwit

history shmistory.

Where'd your pants go, chopey?!

Dunno, maybe when I was 14 I might have found her attractive. Just looks like a spoiled kid and her mouth looks like Rio Ferdinand's pumped with fillers. Fill ya boots mate. I just wanted to parody the In Bruges rant tbh. Like or dislike whoever,it's no concern of mine

just go with a high box fade, manny.

I'd blow any reporter who grilled pardew about it. "how do you feel about being proven a massive idiot about ben arfa?"

I literally can't hear it without thinking about him now Gary Jules' "Mad World" cover just starts playing in his head as soon as he opens his eyes

such a fucking troll

no question rafa shanked him after the final day and quietly disposed of the body

I'm not just saying this, I'd be absolutely raging if I was you mate. I can't handle that sort of shit. There was this kid in A Level Geography who used to repeat mine and my mates jokes but louder so he could get the laughs and pretty quickly my A Level in Geography became an AS Level Geography because I dropped it. http://i.imgur.com/dG3ymqw.gif

It's a fairytale woman, isn't it? How's a fairytale woman not somebody's fucking thing?How can those curves and eyes and lips and those legs, all that beautiful fucking fairytale stuff, how can that not be somebody's fucking thing, eh? [/fiennes]

good for him. hope PSG send Pardew a nice, genuine, heartfelt thank you card filled with anthrax.

Digruntled Nick's was better.

Be careful, people will be claiming that as their own on twitter.

fucking fuck off pardew

#bojo a #nogo ?

Think you just shut the door on best foreigner, tbh. Trumping his own campaign right there I have nothing but respect for the British. They're a wonderful people. Wonderful people. I would never say anything bad about them. All this Mikestream media, taking my words, twisting them, you can't trust 'em, folks.

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sounds like a name in a medieval parody porno

*stockpiles GIFs under sept of baelor, red keep, fleabottom, etc*

Imagine hiring the Canadian women's manager after he sounded canny on the box. Well he's done well at management, it's not like he's done a good job on FM and and said the right things on TV. He's certainly more deserving of a chance then some of the shithawks the media sound out. Gary Neville said "smart" things on TV and look what happened to him. All of it should have been rendered null and void when he grizzed his britches watching Torres score.