thomas

need halftime sideline reporters to give little interviews tbh. pam oliver asking steve what he's thought "oh we were magnificent couldn't ask more of the lads" what's your gameplan to get back in the game coach "oh probably change the left back." thanks steve, back to the guys in the studio

this is the kind of outside the box thinking he was brought in for

That was really bad and there weren't a lot of encouraging signs to hang any hope on. We look clueless in possession, terrified of being pressed, lethargic when it comes to movement or showing for a pass and abysmal at the back. -5/7.

Rob almost taking up a Platoon pose just unsighted or small deflection?

welp

Edgard Davids style wraparounds pls

#clinical

2/5 tbh, even with the numbers in. They feel like gambles. Everything does, all the time. Jesus. Well, the whole thing was shit all over. Steve & co - I hope beyond hope he had a token say as board member - picked which spots to prioritize. CB and LB just weren't high on that list, for reasons unclear. Now we'll see how that pans out.

I'm sure there is a plan b.

it seems hard to believe no better option for LB is available but what the fuck do i know.

Sauna 52???? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_B-52_Stratofortress

88 is neo-nazi slang for HH (H being the 8th letter of the alphabet) which is shorthand for Heil Hitler so no, he can't wear 88, I won't have it.

instead of "lol he's actually 52" i choose to believe putting up with 4 years of racist chants in the russian league have prematurely aged his features

Aye can see Juventus getting him :lol:

Niang seems much larger than the 6'1" listed. Maybe I'm easily fooled by mohawks.

Club holding back for a double unveiling maybe? my first thought actually

out with the french, in with the hench

Need an odemwingie-esque deadline day drive to SJP by Saido to really force it through.

let me let me

hahaha

I've done this loads but he's still fucking kicking about. Just block him instead. :lol:

You oughtn't be bringing up awards then like you didn't place or show in any of those categories, or win a few of your own Maybe the takeaway is everyone could stand to chill out a little edit: takeaway #2 - best use of table tags should be a category.