thomas

Is it just Joe saying anything still? Could the "contract I signed over lunch with Mike" have been all in his head? Is it amoral to believe the best outcome here is that we're the victim of the overactive imagination of a madman?

The mental image of him breaking out in a cold sweat over "Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang"

Joe Kinnear is a +3 to whatever I would normally be thinking.

IMO it's just a classic bad decision by Ashley and not indicative of any long plot / nefarious scheming against Pardew. Ashley isn't that clever; he's about as subtle and politically nimble as a thermonuclear device. If Ashley wanted Kinnear as manager he wouldn't go through the trouble of hiring him as DoF to pressure/irritate Pardew into eventually, maybe, resigning, he'd just sack Pardew and put Joe in. I'm reasonably sure Ashley drew up Pardew's contract with myriad "outs" that don't involve compensation.

It's too stupid to be made up, but too dumb to be the actual result of people coming to a decision. Ash and Derek live in the uncanny valley of dumb motherfuckers. http://i.imgur.com/E2PDzRU.gif

interesting Kinnear says "...how would they react to someone Spanish coming in? I don't know." Now, we all know he can't keep a secret, could Pardew already be on the way out with a Spanish replacement lined up??

M*A*S*H theme starts playing unbidden

it's like a live action version of Dead Flag Blues

literally satan. ol scratch. the prince of lies. lucifer morning star. the devil.

he won't. you're right, but he won't. Maybe it's jobs for the boys but he won't be given free reign to nosedive the club, I think that's the most anyone is hoping right now.

http://i.imgur.com/ZV1MJSK.gif

scotch and oxy for dinner it is

Llambias: "You guys don’t understand how f****** horrible we can be.” ...

http://i.imgur.com/k7E9lDL.jpg

Shrewd appointment by the Chelsea brass.

John 11:35

Typical Ibra, should be him leaving, PSG have been there longer. :lol:

Can only imagine the suicide hotlines in Spain were jammed for weeks after such a tragedy.

Yours might look clever but my post was the original Sorry, I got caught up in a frenzy of sarcastic formations and didn't even check. I have a dreadful feeling it's accurate though.

Near as I can reckon ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? JONAS ?

And his delicious homegrown status. We'll be right at 8 when we lose Harper and Simpson.

Would rather seem him busting a gut but I get what you mean

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tiotes amazeballs