thomas

Oberfemi Martins

God, I know we haven't talked a lot recently and I know that whole "not believing in you" thing might not make you exactly jump to answer my prayers, but if you could see it in your big eternal heart to let us win today, well, I'd appreciate the hell out of it. Amen.

i refuse to believe anyone in the first team is going and will pitch an almighty fit if it happens

Lindegaard was looking good before the injury and De Gea, who they just paid seven metric fucktons for, has overcome his early season jitters. They'll be battling it out for the #1 next season. Tottenham with Freidel aging or Chelsea with Cech on the decline are my guesses. If he was to leave at all, which I don't think is even anywhere near certain.

That's Jonas and/or Obertan off then. Probably have an "accident" walking under a piano that's being delivered to a penthouse in the offseason.

Kenny must walk

Just a beautiful ball over the top by Gerrard, Carroll brings it down facing goal, proceeds to turn his back and run for the sideline, loses possession. I cannot fathom what he was doing.

Really Andy? Really?

"should have left that for Andy Carroll" in suarez's defense, carroll is crap.

end the sunderland-liverpool game at halftime, dock both teams 8 points for crimes against football

went to m-w.com to look up turgid and this mackem-scouser game started streaming of its own accord.

Everything looks washed out at the SOL, like they dug out broadcasting technology from 1985.

get in the bin, rangers. all the rangers

is he criticizing the margins or that no one's buying it? Either way the finger points back at their setup. Improve the brand and marketting and strike better deals with your suppliers.

Want to shoot in the face whoever invented auto playing videos.

wm's spell checker has been hitting the ether again

Is Roman even going to bankroll chelsea anymore? Is the money coming from the expected savings on Terry/lampard/Drogba being taken out back and shot?

But this is Ashley's M.O. Cut rate discounts. Fire sales. Everything must go. We've heard it for five years so it has to be happening soon. "Asset-Stripping" Remember that one? That was a good one.

I would like to be the first to officially boo him. I'll be bumping this in 4 years time to remind you all it was me, tommy, who first said he'd never amount to anything. Unless he comes good, in which case I'm happy I was wrong. [/win-win]

Covered in Llambias thread

At this point it's getting ridiculous how often it's brought up - seemingly apropos of nothing - and the detail to which he responds, making it sound more like an advert than a frank admission of the reality of the situation. e: and I'm someone who prefers such things to the meaningless bluff and bluster responses about never selling etc.

"Player wants successful end to season and to get into European competition" isn't eye catching enough. "Toon Ultimatum: Europe or I'm off. [subtitle]Demba Ba lays down challenge to toon top brass"

my sources are cavemen and 4 bottles of robotussin

Thing will happen. Trust me. Want specifics? It will involve a person or more. Sometime in the future. Some people will doubt me until thing time pass event occur happen time. But laugh last? Me.

Start 11 Ryan Taylors O o .