thomas

Absolutely sickening someone would use the word "brand" at a *checks notes* Business of Football summit.

Bernardo Silva off the bench. Jacob Murphy off the bench. "light years" would be doing the gap a disservice

Damn. We suck.

I admire the confidence in putting out 10 men against City.

I’d have to be careful about it. Pretty sure I’m kill-on-sight in an area stretching from Northumberland to Cornwall.

Especially up front. We could compete in terms of midfield and defense, even if one objectively rates them a bit higher. But there is a grand canyon sized gulf in terms of quality when it comes to forwards. And also the bench.

All fart and no shit

just pull one back before halftime and there's hope

I don't want to start the torches and pitchforks just yet but I'd say it seems pretty clear a certain person's presence at the stadium has brought ill fortune.

Don't let them get you down mate. Been saying this for a while now. I'm no knee-jerk reactionary but should we lose the final I think the regime should break out the résumé binder and have a good long perusal ahead of the summer.

Inzaghi's "tap-in merchant" tag is not entirely without justification, but for the mid-2000's he really did display an otherworldly ability with his timing and finding space. On a list of purely predatory forwards Pippo would deserve a spot but I agree, on a list of with (mostly) more all-around contributing #9s he's an odd one.

wish I'd catalogued all of the "i'd 100% walk away from the sport if that happened to us" puffed-chest declarations from their lot commenting on us, just to see if they really have the courage of their convictions.

this is a concerted effort to have VAR tossed due to incompetent buffoons getting it wrong no matter what

isak needs to get on that Bulkmaster 3000 powder. Where's the GNC sponsorship?

edit: ^^^ what he said Always felt the SBR love was more for being able to claim someone with his incredible standing, CV and reputation within the game as one of ours, and not necessarily the good job he did here? KK absolutely the more messianic figure but I've always had a different kind of appreciation and feeling for SBR.

bare minimum should be to dissolve the club and raze manchester.

mad how i can hear this gif

What do you mean everyone?

Siri show me what a bottle of pickled queef would look like

the rapidly heightening anxiety and despair you'd think Bruce had snuck back in under cover of WC.

Probably shouldn't be sharing this but it's only phase one of Operation 1776 pt II. The next will be to infiltrate the FA at all levels to prevent any overriding or conflicting mandates. We estimate by 2030 to have the job done and relocate the EPL to America for the good of the game.

just want to let you lads know that while my fellow americans might be googling pro-french images in order to brutally meme you to death should this scoreline hold (or even get worse) I am not doing that because I'm too hungover. #namaste

Because once a population of internet males reaches late middle-age, and their virility and swagger has left them like their hairline did, all they have left is asserting they're the only one that remembers events 20+ years ago in perfect detail.

mais non. Allez Les Bleus!