thomas

Pardew's miracle 5th was entertaining in a non-shambolic way imo.

Don't really care about the post-win photos except for the fact that they incense opposition fans

The only worrying thing would be a player not slightly upset at being subbed off at that point in the game with so much riding on it you absolute stovepipes. talk about making a mountain out of a molehill

So were we bad on purpose that first half just to fuck with them?

please stunt on these hoes

I did not have joelinton brace on my bingo card

a knee to the balls seems reasonable to me but we should set limits for PL refs. like, the players' club name has to start with "manchester"

What's he even getting at with that comment. "look at them out there, appreciating their fans. sickening." like what the fuck?

get the PIF to buy him a shiny new titanium skull

When we were bought weren't most of them falling over themselves to proudly declare they'd never in a million years want anyone with any kind of shady human rights record near their club's ownership? That they'd sooner walk away? Well, now they won't be owning you lot. What's the problem?

sure he might be able to polish a turd but what if we just buy him a diamond in the first place

will be relieved when we find out McT was just a smokescreen of epic proportions and all of our socks are collectively blown off by the real signing.

I'd be in favor of voiding the pen and letting the keeper chin the twats who do their little nonce rhumba in the runup tbh.

Dear God, I know we don't talk much, but if you could make it so Man U gets bought by the only broke ass Qatari banker in the history of Qatari bankers then I promise to clean up my porn habits. Yours Truly, Tommy

The Howeneymoon will be well and truly over for me if this oaf signs.

If the reports are true about him wanting away because of lack of gametime, I doubt he sees himself as a depth signing. If he's not a sizeable upgrade on Longstaff - and he isn't - we shouldn't be pursuing.

EU technocrats absolutely getting sturdy in the pants over seeing a once-proud english crowd huddling in uncertain anxiety, fearful of celebrating too soon lest some knobhead in a van rob them of their joy. Welcome to endgame, gentlemen. Checkmate.

made an appointment to get a nice cursive font tramp stamp reading "i don't like dan burn"

I'll stay calm for now but if we're not 3-1 up by the 70th I'm officially joining the bedwetting brigade.

haters vacate

Burn starting again? I'M OUT

If I'd known wishes were being granted today I wouldn't have wasted it on this

This may just be week old bitterness speaking but I hope they score 6 more.

it's unreal to me that the league can't find better refs than the Madley double act