thomas

Be interested to see how you manage to fuck them up. come out looking like an HTT pizza which is the food equivalent of this game fucks sake this is depressing garbage.

No idea what our center mids instructions are tbh. Shelvey's gotten into an okay position one or twice, Hayden is anonymous. Doesn't look like they're comfortable whatever it is. Feels like neither Joelinton nor Ritchie is getting a ton of support from their fullback either. We're very timid in committing in open play. completely pointless halftime rating - Dubs, Lascelles, Fernandez, Gayle and Miggy - 5 everyone else - 2

U-12 magnetball

Actually the incompetent buffoonery of refs and the dawning realization that no amount of technology in the universe can overcome their gargantuan ineptitude may be the best argument against VAR of all. Take your (busted) 50fps myths and bin them. Stuff the "b-b-but stoppages in muh beautiful game" blubbering. The depthless, abject, insurmountable stupidity of the referees is the death knell for VAR. Scrap it and save the money.

ahahaha

so many of our defenders finding their scoring boots at the same time for a stretch of games there was actually kinda miraculous I mean, Bruce had absolutely no part in it yet he's given credit. A gameplan of "cling onto the game for dear life and try to nick something"(34% possession) has resulted in almost safety and the idiots of the world think it's genius rather than "winning a lottery 5 consecutive weeks" levels of improbable luck.

hahahah

wait are there still rumors swirling around about a takeover?

spank me daddy arteta

:lol:

hahahhahahahahaha

Teddy KGB will 100% score today.

Seen worse misses tbh.

Yedlin with an almost Bramble moment

Who looks at the 2% of boobage revealed by that dress and thinks "nah, not for me"?

It's like a "The Good Place" plot We're getting taken over! But what's this, it's by a horrible nation state? Oh the internal agony! Wait, what's that? Double punked, there never was any takeover [throng of demons chortles]

*wheels out projector, plays 1960's filmstrip* The key to understanding Mike Ashley is that nothing he does makes sense.

Yes. Don’t for a second believe the Red Sox results from your search.

Your kids ? A trophy gathering dust in a cabinet somewhere would still amount to more in life than any offspring that takes half its DNA from me, so I’m in, at least. WWBD? hes a Mets fan so fuck ‘im.

Your kids ? A trophy gathering dust in a cabinet somewhere would still amount to more in life than any offspring that takes half its DNA from me, so I’m in, at least.

Maybe the wrong thread to announce it but I’ll fight anyone who hasn’t seen Carlito’s Way

Ayyyyy Benny Blanco! From the Bronx!