Wullie

Beye and Feye would make an awesome tag team with the prospect of a catchy rhyming moniker. Senagore. Diatta hardly looks a shrinking violet.

For once I agree with Sniffer, although not quite as rabidly. You buy players on the way up, not the way down.

Bentley.

Not really the point. If it costs them promotion, Watford will lose out on a lot more than the £5m they got for him.

I obviously missed this horrow show of Edgar's in the first half on Saturday, I thought he played well right through - not brilliantly or any of this, but I wouldn't expect him to when Reading were so shit.

I don't know why Watford sold King or why Bolton sold Anelka for that matter. Lunacy.

You never know, no-one expected Wigan to survive when they came up. More likely is your scenario though.

That bloke with his camera. mackems.gif

He said his girlfriend cried when he got his England call up. I'm surprised he knew, I'd expect the poor cow to be in tears 24/7.

Love how they've already got a banner proclaiming him so. I'd want to wait until he'd actually done something personally, maybe that's just me.

Christ, Wes Brown is rubbish.

MOTD 2's on now mate. Have they showed Newcastle yet? No. They'll only show the goals though, no replays.

MOTD 2's on now mate.

Habib Beye doesn't even make Garth's bench.

What makes you say that? His piece in the Observer Sport Monthly today goes on about how he likes his manager to be a disciplinarian and that a manager should be like a school teacher. 'You need leadership from your manager, players have to be controlled, if they're not it's a disaster. Look at Newcastle.' He obviously hasn't got a fucking clue about what really happens up here. What a bellend.

Daft overreaction iyam.

Just watching the goals again, anyone else noticed Martins doing a celebratory dance after Beye picked Owen up? He's like a little kid who's had too much sugar. He's on the phone to his agent wanting out now tbh.

When Oba was somersaulting and dancing yesterday, my first reaction was that he clearly wants to be away.

Gerrin. Lush ball from Carrick there. Bid in the summer anyone?

Man Utd have been lucky really that Rio and Vidic have played all season. The replacements they have behind them aren't fit to lace their boots which is why they're 2-1 down.

If Rio's fucked as well as Vidic, this game could derail the whole season. Come on Man Utd, you useless buggers.

I fancied Boro before kick off like. Hell of a habit they've got of shocking the big boys.

1-0 Man Utd. Ronaldo again. Getting boring now.

Mike Ashley’s stock is falling fast Ashley just helps make Newcastle United an even bigger laughing stock. As if it needed help. Harry Redknapp’s snub leaves Newcastle where they deserve to be - still in a mess Ashley, a Geordie drunk on the past Keegan's return is the most ill-judged appointment of this and any other Premier League season Kevin Keegan has achieved something nobody else in Newcastle’s long history has managed. He has made the rest of the country loathe them. Players were dismayed at Keegan's farcical tactical team meeting ahead of yesterday's 3-0 FA Cup fourth round drubbing at Arsenal. The abiding memories will probably involve Jose Enrique, Newcastle's hapless Spanish left back - and how on earth did Sam Allardyce pay around £6m for him? All the vice-president's men won't save Newcastle They've realised that the man who now sits on the bench is an imposter as a Premier League manager. So King Kev is going to make do with what he's got? Great news for Sunderland and Middlesbrough Reality is gusting in off the Tyne with alarming haste. Victory this afternoon would merely paper over the cracks of the situation at Newcastle, which one former player has described as 'fucking chaos'. No romantic ending in sight for the disaster movie that is Newcastle United You would never win any prizes for clairvoyance by predicting a project involving Keegan will most likely end in tears Geordies with their heads in the clouds (or in the sand) won't like the rest of the country saying 'We told you so'... but we did. Will he once again quit? The millions he would forfeit in compensation would probably prevent him from doing so but already his days at St James' appear to be numbered. Unwanted Viduka is ready to leave Newcastle Ashley could have turned away from the disaster-in-waiting that was Kevin Keegan’s appointment as Newcastle United manager 7 games, NO wins, NO hope Looking at their fixtures, it is difficult to see where they are going to get the points to stay up. Verdict - Going down. EXCLUSIVE: Keegan told to start winning, or it's a role upstairs Fevered reports suggest mounting disquiet among the locals that so many decisions are being made by – wait for it – southerners. Oh yes, it is southerners who are to blame. Ashley's eyes on the exit door Why everyone got quite so excited when Keegan returned to St James’ Park was simply beyond me. It was blindingly obvious that it was never going to work out.