Wullie

Fucking appalling. Once tickets are on sale, that should be it, set in stone.

Fuck off

Mourinho as that dickhead Watson.

Prepared a 142/1 double of BTTS in both halves at Marseille and Real Madrid before, in my infinite wisdom, and despite being absolutely certain that Girona would score, deciding that them scoring twice was a bit much to ask for. So I bumped it down to a French single. What will I spend my £11 on?

Another treble for Ronaldo.

Lush strike.

Only Juve had a better home record before today.

That is brilliant.

Warnock's fuming and rightly so.

Huge result for Napoli.

Bolton winning now.

7 PL, 8 all comps.

Mackems and WBA are both a gift that keeps on giving. Never not funny.

2-1 Bournemouth

I think the opposite, it's too much of a mess in its current form to use on such a big occasion. It'll be a proper farce.

In the early 2000s Barcelona were regularly finishing 4th and 5th.

You'd never see their fans running on the field.

As if Danny Welbeck is still finding his way in ffs.

I need both Suarez and Busquets to get booked in the last ten minutes to win mine. Seems likely.

That is fucking funny. This is not even a good Sevilla side, they've had five put past them three times since Christmas, and two of those were off Eibar and Betis.

Absolutely love that Planet of the Apes frame.

Carragher suspended by Sky.

He sounds absolutely over the moon that somebody's just gobbed on his daughter.

You're really good at these weekend accumulators.

Thought Brown was lucky not to get booked earlier too, fuck. Should have binned Windass's card and had Dembele to score.