Wullie

Still chuckling at Concussion Ultras btw.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28961233 Not that they're obsessed or anything.

:lol: Top presentation work.

Selhurst Park, very tough place to go I'm told.

Swish! Pity I only put a quid on at 18/1 like but still, unprecedented week for me, nearly £500 profit.

Good post Memphis.

FFS

Howay Bradford you big shites.

BTTS all C1C games Malmo/Besiktas Bradford/Alexis anytime/Stoke/Over 2.5 and BTTS in Napoli vs Bilbao

I hear the atmosphere at Gillingham is white hot so I really think you're wrong. In all seriousness, knowing how long you've felt as I have about Pardew, I honestly don't know how you can be arsed to even go at home, never mind to Gillingham on a Tuesday night. Fair play to you.

Fuck are you talking about neesy? Gillingham is an incredibly difficult place to go.

Fresh on the heels of: it has to be said that really is a fascinating insight into the mind of someone within the highest level of football. In all seriousness, I agree with Robster, he's already starting to crack. He knows that having messed around so many of Carr's signings and cried to Mike for more, that it's finally come back to bite him because this time the individual quality isn't there to dig him out of enough holes. Unless Ashley puts his hand in his pocket again or he makes up with Ben Arfa, neither of which I envisage, it's going to get very sour very quickly. Looking at the fixtures, suddenly that easy start doesn't look so easy when it turns out you're absolutely shit.

Last season Gillingham had the 12th best home record in League One.

No disrespect to Gillingham but we made them look ordinary at times.

Good article here. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/gillingham-0-newcastle-united-1-7675587 EDIT: just in case anybody thinks I'm mental, this Cameron bloke rivals Ryder for pre-school scribblings. Is the Chronicle printed in crayon these days?

Tomorrow night on BBC One, will have highlights from both nights on.

It's unbelievable how much more relaxing my life is since I've learned to distance myself from paying full attention to this man's gruesome football. 'Watched' tonight whilst following my bets on the Bet365 live in-play thing. Knowing he's in charge can make even the phrase "NEWCASTLE DANGEROUS ATTACK" sound dull.

Great shout Pilko.

I'm on a roll, another £30 from £2 on Borisov/Porto/Maribor. Also need Swindon/Brighton and West Ham/Sheff Utd to go to pens for £49.

Where's here? Chillingham. Not quite Gillingham, but it sounds similar.

NUFCVines have uploaded it on Twitter. Have they put Santoon's fall on yet?

We only ever feed the fucking kid till January anyway, unless he's starting to slip into a coma, in which case we grudgingly go down Tesco for a pack of baguettes.

Ian, you treat the word "prioritise"differently to me. To me it means to put tasks in order of importance. It's not prioritising if you leave the second task off the list altogether and just sack it off because you don't think they're paying you enough for that one. That's negligence.