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Of course he has..... it's just that there aren't any

Who cares? If you don't nurture and develop local talent you end up with English kids turning to playstations/drugs/crime/fuckall and an England team made up of Championship players.. and we know how shit they are by the teams that get promoted to the Premiership. The reason the game outside the Premiership is in such crisis is because of short-sighted tossers like you.

English Premier league my Arse..... Reina, Arbeloa, Carragher, Agger, Aurelio, Alonso, Mascherano, Benayoun, Kuyt (El Zhar 86), Riera (Babel 74), Torres. Subs Not Used: Cavalieri, Dossena, Lucas, Ngog, Skrtel. Arsenal: Fabianski, Sagna, Toure, Silvestre, Gibbs, Arshavin, Song, Fabregas, Denilson (Walcott 65), Nasri, Bendtner (Diaby 90). Subs Not Used: Mannone, Eduardo, Vela, Ramsey, Eboue. I make that 3.. if you count Scouse as English

What about the old boy network ? I'm sure Stoke would rather see us down than Hull... If Stoke are safe then their players just might not try too hard

Thank fu** for that. Duracell Bunny.... I'm a shit player but even I could see he was goint to cut inside every time. Spuds flatter to deceive.... where was Modric/Keane 2nd half. They're shit.. unfortunately, we're shitter

First half performance 10, second 9. I'm afraid it's shit or bust time. We CANNOT play Duffer, Butt-hole., No-idea Nolan and Ridiculous Taylor and expect to win any games .. and boy do we need some wins.

A "Hand of God" moment... don't see how that makes him a F C

Quack-Quack... and he's funding the film for the tax-relief

I agree they're incedibly skillful.. but their showboating and lack of effort in the 2nd half nearly cost them the game.. and would have done for some piss-poor linesmanship and some Ameobi-esc finishing I wanted to ask, but didn't want to. The gulf in the standard of play is so huge it genuinely looks like they're actually playing a different sport.

Xisco.... and don't say he's not big money.... cost almost the same as world class goalkeeper Shay ( put the boot in your old team) Given

Best Left Back - Frank Clarke ... that'll be when he was at Forest then. Nice bloke, but I rate him as good as the Zog

I didn't know Terry Fuckwitt was a Baggie

Nothing about the man we ( well me at least) didn't already know and appreciate. Unfortunately his return to the Toon was wrong place, wrong time and he left us deeper in the mire... but he's only played a small part in our rapid demise.. fu**ing tragic

Laurent Robert didn't have big glutes or a big back-lift... he just twatted it

Why wait 'til we get relegated ?

Just settling down with my pint and overheard a Chelski fan telling his mates the odds on Barrett scoring first and Chelski winning 4-1 and how he couldn't afford the 50p stake... oh how we laughed... the fat fu**er

3 yrs ? The useless cnut will get a few more million £ payoff when they kick him into touch. You just can't do a Bolton anymore.... a Hull City maybe, but the team spirit just isn't there.Can't wait to see them relegated though I do have some sympathy for any team that has him as a manager.

Nice Xmas present..... out of his depth at Premiership level.... stupid timing of the initial appointment. Personnally got no time for the cocky twa*

Twenties ?? the fu**ing tight wad

Did you see the cheeky grin on Kinnears face when he said " we got the substitutions right this time " ( or something very similar) on MOTD2 ...has he been visiting the forum ? On second thoughts, even a complete numptie would realise the subs cost us 2 points vs Stoke.

Defend,defend,defend,defend,attack

Guthrie MOTM... worked his socks off. Zog.. never saw the ball first half... good 2nd half If they could finish though it would have been a very different result... they should have made so much more of the winning headers and 2nd ball after we lumped it..... always went to Pompey. Didn't see the 2nd half against Stoke so can't compare. Confidence boys.. confidence.... and not subbing Martins until we really had too

Couldn't find anywhere suitable to post this so I thought I'd lighten the mood after that depressing performance I hear we've cancelled the Nativity play this year. Although we've got 11 donkeys we can only find one Wise man and the Messiah's gone missing

Duff the Provider ... he had the sense to let Jonas take the ball to the bye-line cos he had no chance being a useless cnut. He showboated ok when we were 2-0 up but he's about as useful as Milner... but doesn't work as hard.

Except he's not getting his ego massaged by not being in the squad/playing for England. He'll be off in no time... sadly.