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The Tart's just slagged off Butt

He's incapable of performing while he's on the Ritalin..... when he's off it he's a psycho.I hope he get's over his injury, gets fit and Fu**s Off.

Heart says keegan... heed... and every other part of my body says neither. We'd have a cracking few days/weeks/months under Keegan as he is undoubtedly a great motivator and has shown an infectious enthusiasm for the game.... I still go moist eyed watching clips of Beardsley, Sir Les, Tino, Ginola, Shearer etc. Top of the Championship we may be, but we're crap with a bunch of donkeys/turkeys on board and little prospect of attracting any talent with no backer with lots of wedge and Hughton at the helm. Shearer's unproven and given what I understand of his character I can't see him making a success of it on his first appointment... can't think of a good pro who has done so recently. If the good managers fu**up sometimes, why should a novice make less mistakes ? I'm not sure I'd even want MON in charge.... the cnut bought Milner for £12million and his team of so called stars aren't exactly shooting up the premiership. So , I'll give me heart a go for a brief but exhilarating ride... Bring on the Messiah... watching the current lot is only marginally better than watching us under Allar... sorry I can't bring myself to write his name.BTW... great result Arsenal

The PDF? Do we have to spell it out for you ? http://www.premierleague.com/staticFiles/c0/3f/0,,12306~147392,00.pdf Seems you do. With it being in quotation marks, I thought it might be an acronym like ITK or the like. Too good an opportunity to waste.....aka acronym for Pretty Dumb Fu**er

The PDF? Do we have to spell it out for you ? http://www.premierleague.com/staticFiles/c0/3f/0,,12306~147392,00.pdf

Bitter about the measly £6million for such a class act. The richest club in the world pay £24million for a donkey like Lescott and we mugs give Given away cos he's been a loyal employee and we don't want to stand in his way. No wonder we're fu**ed with business ethics like that.

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had we backed him we'd have been saying it's ok for players to decide when they want to train and when they dont. cracking player who tried to wag the dog. I thought that was Keano ?

Nolan and Enrique scarper as the stench from Bothroyds armpit floors Smiffy and Barton

Monster fine coming his way.... that's any money that was ever intended for NUFC ( as if) down the toilet.

Anyone know if Shearer was instrumental in the contract and had had faith in Ameobi when we were still in the Prem and he was fugging shite ?

WTF... he probably started playing football at 7 or 8 years old so he's had 15 years at it. What makes you think he can learn to cross a ball after the age of 23 ? Everyone has strengths and weaknesses, and I don't expect much if any improvement. Beckham did alright and he couldn't tackle, head a ball or dribble it round a corner flag never mind an opposing player. You think a player reaches his peak at 23? After about 2 years of playing first team football? Errr.. this is Newcastle. I can't think of any player that has improved by being here. Yes, they've got more experience, but better players ? We're renowned for ending careers. Surely if they were better players we'd get more money ( in real terms) than we paid for them, or relative to their peers in the transfer market. I don't hear of Enrique spending hours after training working on his crossing . Of course he'll be a better player in a few years, but I bet his crossing is still shit. I don't recall Miloners crossing being any better after his time here.

I find it unbelievable that a number of good results in a lower division has pacified the masses and lured so many in a false sense of security we will be back up without a sweat next year. I'm more angry with Ashley now than I was before the end of last season. He has done nothing to prepare us for the season ahead, and don't fool yourselves: there is absolutely no guarantee that we will bounce straight back up. These recent results have been accomplished despite Ashley, not partly thanks to him. Our squad has weakened beyond believe, we have no new players (Loven was here last season) and our squad is extremely weak in numbers. If we do get promoted under these circumstances we will be very, very lucky, and running a business well has nothing to do with gambling to the extent we seem to be doing. Ashley has made another mess of the club sale and we are still without a qualified, respectable manager (again, just because we have some good results doesn't mean he is now a good manager all of a sudden - it WILL go wrong). Instead of forcing Ashley out we still continue to show up and pay up. What signal are we sending out by doing this? I worry for the future of this club if a takeover does not happen soon. Agree.... look how much the promoted clubs have spent trying to secure their Premiership status.... lots of 4/5 year contracts and silly wages to boot no doubt. Premiership football is a business that requires lot's of spending. Ashleys spent f**all in the last 18 months or so. We've got rid of the overpaid /underachieving tossers that took us down, the current crop of players would get slaughtered every week if we were to return to the Prem.

WTF... he probably started playing football at 7 or 8 years old so he's had 15 years at it. What makes you think he can learn to cross a ball after the age of 23 ? Everyone has strengths and weaknesses, and I don't expect much if any improvement. Beckham did alright and he couldn't tackle, head a ball or dribble it round a corner flag never mind an opposing player.

You watching my webcam you perv ?

I saw a few Fizzy-Pop games last season and I must say I think the standard has dropped.. if we can keep a squad we should walk this league. Last season struck me as 100 miles an hour with total commitment and a lack of finesse.. tonights game saw at a stroll ( by the opposition), gave away midfield/2nd phase ball and similar lack of finessel. Refereeing/linesmanshit is even worse than the Prem.... a fugging disgrace given the money in the game.

He was in remedial class in infant school, nowts changed. Lots of good footballers are thick cnuts.. or is is lots of thick cnuts are fotballers ? Given the development of kid's showing promise it's not surprising. anyway, If Lescott is worth 25mill, the thick cnut is worth at least 12

Oh dear... Well, there's an incentive. Hang on there bonny lad.... hasn't the real father got a say in the matter ?

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Deep joy tonite... but keep a sense of reality...we've been shite most of the season. If we stay up ( soz... when)... there's less chance we'll get shot of the turkeys. Take the pain early and rebuild.. I can't however, see us being very attractive to quality newcomers..... on second thoughts... 1/2 the wages of Owen, Smiffy, Butt, Fatty, Collo, Jonas. Barton.... I'd bite, and I'm sure plenty of quality players would too.

Loved the passion... wtf has that been the rest of the season ? As for Jonas... sorry pal ... your time is up. Good skills/workrate, but fu**all end product and lost the ball at least twice... any opposition with any quality would have punished us. Nice to see Nolan near the box... his Bolton form returning ?

Freedom of the city for the FFA...class is permanent...... everything that Owen is not. Perhaps he should try making it as a jockey as he's so fond of the Gee-Gees

Admin.. can we lock this ? I never want to see his name again never mind his face.... don't know what posessed me to even read this. I turn the telly off every time the useless fu**ing CU*T comes on.. he's destroyed our club... and we gave him £5million or so to Fu** OFF. There's about 8 billion people in this world, but there's only one I despise

Work Smarter , not Harder. The cnuts we've got that do put in a shift as they say, have no end product.... Duffer and Jonas are classic examples.

Terry unhappy with Hammers abuse Terry acknowledges Chelsea fans during Saturday's game Chelsea skipper John Terry believes a section of West Ham fans went too far with abuse aimed towards himself and team-mate Frank Lampard at Upton Park. A number of Hammers fans taunted the pair during Saturday's game as West Ham were beaten 1-0 by Chelsea. The duo celebrated Salomon Kalou's winner in front of the home fans and objects were thrown in their direction. Asked if he felt the West Ham fans had crossed the line, Terry said: "I think they did, personally." Terry's family, who are West Ham fans, stayed away from the match after learning through the internet the 28-year-old would be targeted. Hammers supporters have not forgotten that Terry spent five years with their academy before joining Chelsea as a 14-year-old, while Lampard joined Chelsea from West Ham in 2001 for £11m. "I can take it, Lamps can take. It's a little bit more than that but I'm not going to give them a chance to say I'm whinging," added Terry. When you get that stick you just want to prove them wrong and shut them up. I think we did that John Terry "When we scored, I went running over to Lamps and gave them a bit back. There's nothing wrong with that." Referee Mike Dean spoke with Terry to ensure he did not incite home supporters, but the England skipper feels that players should be allowed to express their emotions more openly. "If they can give they can take it, and if I can take it I can give it. That's the way it's got to be," said Terry. "They have to expect a bit back. When they do get a bit back they all get the hump a little bit. But that is football. I'll take it the rest of my career and I'll certainly give a bit back in my career." Terry insisted the abuse he had to contend with on Saturday made Chelsea's victory all the more enjoyable. "Walking home with three points and them walking home with nothing, you can't buy that and they can't buy that," he said. "As a player coming here, knowing you are going to get stick, I swear me and Lamps are so fired up before the game and determined. "When you get that stick you just want to prove them wrong and shut them up. I think we did that." Cockney fu**ing wan*er.