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It's his parents what done wrong

It's changed from my first visit.... now there's an even more hilarious element to it in the references section.... "This article about a non-fiction writer" mackems.gif

he certainly does... Alan Oliver is the chief sports writer for the Evening Chronicle, based in Newcastle Upon Tyne. He has written reports on Newcastle United since the 1980s. He wrote an unofficial book about Kevin Keegan's time as manager of the club entitled Geordie Messiah [1]. Reports from sources within the North East have revealed that rumours of Mr Oliver being a highly respected member member of Her Majestys Press are wid eof the mark

On a lighter note... thank fu** Barton was too pissed to drive.

A tragic loss of life.. the grieving will be a long and painful process.. likely never ending. :-[

No doubt he's proper scum and addicted to alcohol.When he's had a few ( lots actually) he's more prone to violence.. like lots of highly testosteroned males. Hopefully, a few months in the slammer will dry him out and along with help he can sort out his addiction. In any other walk of life, he be sacked for gross misconduct.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/stoke_city/7404647.stm Someone havvin a giraffe ? Wouldn't be Shola would it ? Stoke rule out 'new Drogba' move Pulis only wants to add better players to his squad (Getty) Stoke boss Tony Pulis has decided not to make a move for an unnamed striker hailed as the new Didier Drogba. Pulis was scouting in France as he prepares Stoke for their return to the top flight after 23 years away. He told BBC Radio Stoke: "One player I went to watch was sold to me as the next Drogba, but he was no better than what we've already got. "He would've cost the club a lot of money, so it's important we sift through what people are giving us." Pulis will be given funds to spend by chairman Peter Coates, but he will not be signing anyone who he feels will not be able to perform in the Premier League. He does have targets he would like to bring to the Britannia Stadium before the start of the season in August. "It's not a shopping list, it's a basis of working on what we can afford, in respect of getting the money that I think we need to push the club on, and to enable us to establish ourselves as a Premier League club."

Dirty, dirty cloggers.. an absolute disgrace to the great game and the ref was clearly overawed by the occasion. Johnson for starters should have had a yellow for persistent fouling... the Scummers clearly had a plan and the cnut of a ref let them get away with it. Diarra has some fantastic skills but end result is zip. Thought the sheep-sha**ers deserved something but when it went 1-0 it was game over.

I'm sure the Barry Manilow song can be adapted.. Shola, he was a showgirl...

There was a fat troll called Carr Why we bought him I divvent nah Yus must admit He was pretty shit But now I don't care any marh ...spelling might be a bit iffy, but the phonetics is right

Our sub Smiffy, their sub Lampard....says it all

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7376584.stm City 'deprived' in culture year An "action plan" has been outlined to improve the city's health Liverpool is still the most deprived place in England despite attracting millions of pounds of investment, according to a new report. The study was carried out by the Health is Wealth Commission set up by the University of Liverpool. Researchers ranked Liverpool as the most deprived city region out of 354 towns and cities across England. Their report said that while the city celebrates its culture year, many people struggle on state benefits. Liverpool and its surrounding area, according to the study, has "an invisible army of people disconnected and cut off from the opportunities created on their own streets, with lives cut short through inequality and deprivation

Kiss my arse my arse And suck my prick my prick We're Geordies we're fucking thick Kiss my arse my arse to the tune of Que-sera, sera for those that don't know it

I dislike Manure, Chelski and the bin-dippers equally. I'd love it, absolutely love it if Manure lose both the Cup and the league by them and us losing to Chelski... payback to Fergie for robbing Keegan his glory and only one set of smug supporters instead of two

The only thing I've got against Terry Mac is he stopped playing for us when he knew the bin-dippers were after him. As an aside , just what has Rise done for Gingers ? I hear he was pulled on the M62.... heading in the wrong direction apparently.

The table puts our current situation in perspective... exactly half the points of Manure and a goal difference of 71.... it will be at least a decade before we are able to match them and that would need them to decline dramatically and us to improve dramatically. In the meantime, the Cockernies and Bin-dippers could improve. Lets just enjoy Kev's footie and not get hung up on winning something. It is a media obsession, I don't believe it's a fan obsession... just look how the cnuts droned on and on about him not winning a game.

Taken from the Observer:- Dave Mason Observer reader Don't we have sweet days at the Lane now ? And after Keegan's recent remarks about southerners, it would be even sweeter to wipe the floor with the Geordie nation today. Given the relative trophy count, sounds more like subordi-nation to me. But we mustn't be so charitable towards out bare beer-bellied friends- the six points we gave them last season kept thenm up and we've already donated three this time. If the game's dull we can always count the empty seats at their end- these 'committed fans' naver take the full allocation, you see. Due a big game. Jermaine Jenas. Should recall the jeers at his missed open goal at St. James' two years ago for motivation Your boys took one hell of a beating... you Cockney C**T... 12 points and counting

You don't need pace to go past an opposing player..you need skill....Cole was capable first half.. nowt second half...worse than watching the Toon. I liked Johnson's "tonight I will be John Barnes" impersonation.

Robert scored free-kicks like that for fun..... Man U wank-fest

3-1... shit-stirring wankers

At least Butt can score

Neither spooky nor unlikely..... In probability theory, the birthday problem, or birthday paradox,[1] pertains to the probability that in a set of randomly chosen people some pair of them will have the same birthday. In a group of 23 (or more) randomly chosen people, there is more than 50% probability that some pair of them will have the same birthday. For 57 or more people, the probability is more than 99%. Given the limited age range of active footballers there's probably a few othe squads got the same.

Duff ... the new Smith..... yes 7 missing, but of the 7 who are first team players, Coud have been worse...at least we ain't going down with the likes of Derby/Fulham/Scumderland/Smoggies/Bolton around. yes we have a tough run-in but we can't be as bad as the shower of shi*e.

A blonde gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy on the field stood by himself while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. "You ok" she says. "Yes" he replies. "You can play with the other kids ya know" "It's best I stay here" he says "Why" asks the blonde" "Because I'm the fu**ing goalie"