BottledDog

I've never wanted us to get beat in my life, if that's what it takes to get rid of the fraud then so be it. One result with nothing riding on it won't make any difference at all. Wanting us to end the season with a home thrashing is stupid. I find it highly unlikely that his job rests on a result against Arsenal. Would be a joy to fucking twat 'em. It would make the summer a little more bearable with some semblance of hope that the team have a decent result in them.

He seemed confident enough at the time, and it didn't look over the line to me - so hopefully not a fuck-up on his part. Not the safest option to take though.

Now that we're safe, I'd be happy enough to see Sunderland safe too.

Ridiculous that there is such a dearth of players who can come away from the season with any credit. I'd be tempted to say Gouffran as being one of the few to perform well and make a difference consistently despite his short time here.

Well done on the win. It was torture.

Forgot how nippy Obertan was. Gan on lad!

Fucking love this.

Must be fkn horrific.

He doesn't say anywhere that we'll go all out attack. No shit. Cracking headline and first paragraph though.

A love unlikely to bear fruit sadly. He may look rampant, but displays a distinct lack of any balls as far as I can see.

Be not afeared. All-out attack for Pardew: Toon boss will settle for nothing less than a win at QPR Alan Pardew is determined to grab the Premier League lifeline thrown to Newcastle by Wigan’s home defeat against Swansea with a policy of all-out attack at Queen’s Park Rangers on Sunday. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2323140/Alan-Pardew-wants-win-Newcastle-QPR.html#ixzz2T4rldYR5

Good luck to him. Personally I'd prefer that he and his club have no luck whatsoever and we end up finishing considerably higher than them next season if true. Fuck 'em.

One more sleep.

Almost Pardew-like with getting the excuses in early.

Absolutely.

If we are to step into the void, then gentlemen, let us reach for the stars.

How can you be revisionist about something a thousand days down the line?

Another 3 years of Pardew would suggest we've had a pretty decent time of it. So no, I doubt in this fictional future people would fancy Jol in the slightest.

Get in. Looking forward to that.

Would be delighted for Moyes to go there, see Everton drop like a stone, and then see Manchester do likewise. Absolutely delighted.

Do you really care? I'd be doing summersaults too tbf; The higher we end up, the better position we'll be going into next season. He/Ashley/we all know it's been a shit season and, in all likelihood, decisions about his future at the club will already have been made.

Yup. Like the shittest glory supporter ever.

Too fucking true. Despite the result tonight, my 'bricking it' levels are still way way up there.