BottledDog

Is he really set on us? If we undervalue him, then surely there is every likelihood wages could indeed also be a problem. If any other club valued him as highly as LOSC then already taking this long is a funny way to show it. That suggests to me, that there is not.

TLDR /A footballer.

Well, maybe. If we fuck off Debuchy and bring in a left back.

Looking like today's going to be a good day.

Awesome news.

Should be loads, if not I have 2 £20 tickets spare.

Celebrating with a Hookah.

1. Man City 2. Chelsea 3. Man Utd 4. Arsenal 5. Tottenham 6. Liverpool 7. West Ham 8. Newcastle

It's like Amalfitano and Bigi just don't exist. :-(

50/50! I like them odds.

Fuck him. Bring in Anita. Stick him left back til the injuries start piling up with Santon on the right. Lob the spare nine million in our trousers or use it to ramp up our Carroll bid to £20m plus. Sorted.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Chloe_Moretz.gif Struggling to imagine the question that elicited that reaction.

Extended highlights now up on .co.uk. Highlights include David28s face.

I know, right, we can go higher than that. It'd be crazy to say that that is our final offer.

If by exciting you actually mean painful, creeping, and cancerous.

I want, never gets.

Seeing Cabaye and Ben Arfa utilising Carrolls hold up play and knock downs to pile through and decimate the tightest of defenses, would be a thing of glorious beauty.

I'm sorry. What was that? Excuse me?!? He's right though, they had a chance to usurp us for the foreseeable future, or so they thought, and all they did was f*** around in the middle/lower reaches of the table buying s**** while we capitulated and rebuilt again. A few years ago they'd have been thinking we were going to be languishing in League One by now and look what's happened. Like f*** did Sunderland have a chance to better Newcastle. Not never, like f***. You know what he means. No need to play superfan like. /The very thought of it though. Honestly.

Oh Lawdy, no. He's a right miserable get.

Ah no, just jesting my friend. /

I'm sorry. What was that? Excuse me?!? He's right though, they had a chance to usurp us for the foreseeable future, or so they thought, and all they did was fuck around in the middle/lower reaches of the table buying shite while we capitulated and rebuilt again. A few years ago they'd have been thinking we were going to be languishing in League One by now and look what's happened. Like fuck did Sunderland have a chance to better Newcastle. Not never, like fuck.

Yeah, guessed that might be your take on our South American cousins.

And that is why the prodigal son must return to our bosom.

I'm sorry. What was that? Excuse me?!?

We have four right backs of our own. Not sure we have room for this lad as it stands. Like a Bizzaro-Lille.