BottledDog

He thinks he's fit enough to play in the derby. Good lad.

Seriously? I might not like his interview style, but I'm over the moon we've got a decent striker in.

That fucking laugh after he couldn't remember who won in the Arsenal game. Welcome De Jong. /but you need to do a lot to get me onside after that....

Bit of a snap judgement, but after watching the sky interview I reckon I fucking hate him.

Nice statement, but can't help thinking that last line is a bit of a dig.

Oh ffs, stop it. You're killing me here. Saturday's going to be fkn awful.

Spill the beans then!

Ooooh. Lets cut out the middle man and go straight for Davy Propper.

Looks like he's just been dragged kicking and screaming from the 1950s. Proper striker.

And go through all this again in the summer? Not sure that sounds all that appealing to be honest.

That doesn't sound likely. Ah well, maybe we'll go after Mavis Shitby or end up with fuck all after all.

Smokescreen.

We shouldn't have to, and to be honest I reckon we don't in the monetary sense. Just that we have a annoying one in, one out policy on purples.

I'd make him right to a degree, but looks like he might have to do with whatever the academy produces. Usually I'm all for our Foreign buying policy, but would have liked him to have won his battle with them over Lallana at least.

Because we put ourselves in a higher bracket than those supposedly most interested (Crystal Palace, Swansea, Hull, and Cardiff)? Our manager doesn't. Nah.

Because we put ourselves in a higher bracket than those supposedly most interested (Crystal Palace, Swansea, Hull, and Cardiff)?

Ah man, love his post match interview. http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/9139122/anita-not-disheartened-by-draw? Derby? Let's make it a beautiful day!

Yup, set up well, played well, but ultimately almost lost it and has left us in a worse position against the mackums. Fucks sake.

Need someone to cross the ball. Sammy looked fucked, couldn't even pass it any more.

Joy to watch. Cheers Alan.

Not sure how much time you'll get in the second half, but keep it up lad. Doing us proud.

Fuck you Santon. Just lost me £50. Twat.

Fuck you Ben Arfa. Just lost me £50 unless you score in the next 3 mins.