Dokko

Unlucky for him.

There will be a few happy faces when this cunt finally pops his clogs. Wrong man in that helicopter.

its not signed until its signed. and until it is, you can do anything you like tbh. Not that I'm a legal expert or anything but transfers go like this: We fax offer to Portsmouth and they fax back saying they accept (I understand that's how transfers are done?). Wouldn't that be a binding contract for the sale of the players registration? Couldn't we seek damages for breach of contract for them not fulfilling their end? Considering Tesco can offer a product at a certain price, allow you to order it, take your money from your account, tell you the order is processed and give you an estimate delivery date, then a day later tell you they priced it wrong and you won't be getting your goods and its tough shit, then i'd say the answer to your question is no.

Nowt to do with the opposition, the ref, the sending off and the players he's got to choose from.

1-1

Improving all the time.

Shallots. 6 Celery. 7 Leeks. 2 Garlic. 4 Potatoes. 5 Frozen peas. 2 8 bottles of cusquena. 8 a bottle Bombay Sapphire. 5 Apple juice. 4 Tonic water. 3 Baguette. 5 Hummus. 6 Greg - 5.5

Who the fuk would want it replayed? Glad were out and fully focused on the league. I pray WBA get competitive draws which sees them replay a couple of times.

Header? "Goal scored by Andrew Carroll from the edge of the area to the bottom left corner of the goal. West Brom 4-2 Newcastle." So he fails to score with all his headers but gets 2 when he shoots with his feet? Food for thought Andy! took on 3 players as well.

Aye, we ship 4 goals when Taylor is out injured.

We are conceeding for fun these days. I think we've been found out or the players have hit the post christmas comfort zone that took us down last seasoon I think you could be right. We've been hanging on in hope of new players to help boost our chances, now with the window a week away and a couple of injuries its all falling apart. We either get some bodies in soon or face up to not getting promoted. Even with 3-4 players right now i cannot see us winning the league, promotion would be touch and go.

This on the tele?

Since when was he a very good poster? This He's good enough for you to, presumably, dislike him/his posts (unless you're just questioning my statement for the sake of it) without being banned - so he contributes to debate/conflict on the forum in a non-twattish way. That makes him a good poster for the forum, IMO. Hopping off the fence for a second, I think a lot of what he says makes sense too. That's a negative. The rest i agree with though.

Looks an alreet line-up.

Ronaldo is the only interesting thing going on in the FF ATM. Good or bad, it's all about him; just the way he loves it.

We need some new blood, unfortunately there are not many personalities out there that could do it. I think the best commentators are at best average and are usually the ones you don't pay much attention too. They fit with the game rather than ruin it for you like the MASSIVE CUNT MOTSON.

Watford cannot demand money for appearances if he didn't make any. That's the nature of the beast, you take a chance, if it doesn't work you don't get paid. Watford must be owed money for the actual transfer to hold this up, meaning they've basically sold a defender and received nothing for it, which for a CCC is a fuking terrible thing to do. Hope Portsmouth go bust after this season.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2010/01/23/peter-lovenkrands-fans-helped-me-so-much-72703-25668097/ PETER LOVENKRANDS has thanked the Toon Army for helping him get through an emotionally charged week. The courageous Dane’s decision to play on against West Brom just days after the loss of his father Bent captured the hearts of almost 40,000 fans. Lovenkrands, who flew to Denmark after the 2-2 draw with West Brom for his father’s funeral, has been granted some time to recuperate by Chris Hughton for today’s game with the Baggies. Speaking from Denmark, he said: “Everybody has shown extreme support, and it touched me deep in my heart the way the supporters stood behind me. “When my name was announced before the match I heard the way their roar increased. “When I scored I could hear the fans cheering louder than ever. It was a wild, roaring wall of noise. “I heard it as they were honouring me and my dad at the same time. “And as my team-mates came to celebrate with me, with hugs and words of approval, I simply couldn’t hold the tears in anymore.” Lovenkrands’ has also thanked Hughton for his support. He added: “The gaffer called me in for a conversation and we talked it over. “He asked if I was certain that I wanted to play. He explained to me that he was planning on starting me if I decided to play. “He also expressed that he would fully understand if I didn’t feel like playing “I had nothing else on my mind other than my dad during the match. It was my way of thanking him for all the support that he’s given me over the years. “I hope that he was looking down from above and took pride in me. “This is by far the toughest decision I have ever had to make. “But I did it for my dad. I know that he would have wanted me to play, and I know that he would have been proud that I had the courage to make this decision.” Lovenkrands has also opened his heart in a week in which memories of his father have came flooding back. He said: “My father would never have wished for more than me turning this situation into something positive through football. “My father was always my biggest fan. “He’s always stood by me and he was my first coach. “He never pushed me further than I wanted to and he was always standing at the sidelines when I was a kid. “I never forget the day I signed my first big contract with Rangers. “There I was standing in the middle of the pitch having my picture taken and he was silently looking on from the players tunnel with tears in his eyes. “He was so proud of what I had achieved and he is without a doubt the primary reason why I am the player I am today. “Without him I would never have made it this far. “My entire family were very proud of me after the West Brom match, and it feels good to know that I made the right decision. “Obviously the time to come will be tough with the burial and what follows but I feel that I am strong enough to cope. “Football meant so much to my dad and it will be the way that I can send my thoughts to him.”

Even funnier considering this: Well..... This is about 60% into last season, doesn't appear that you considered him an imposter at that point. Unfortunately, his iffy form in the last 2 months, Shearer dropping him and our relegation has clouded your judgement. Agree with you point on Taylor though.

Ronaldo is going to come round to your house in a Bo-Selecta mask & his mams blonde permed wig and rape your mouth for such profanity.

Hope he does well, not really arsed about the cup so perfect time to give him a game against some top opposition.

He hasn't been seen since last going to the toilet, he's probably been locked in the bog by one of his flat mates. Which one? There are thousands.

Might still need him now.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9400000/joe-mcelderry-x-joseph-mcelderry-9480790-600-800.jpg Steven Taylor http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr252/sorted_turd/l_a8d0e7e9a29d43bf80e64e713033ff4f.jpg Joe McElderry

If the club returns to the prem it will be in its best financial condition for a long time. We will still have a few top earners that are being paid well beyond their talents, Smith, Barton & Colo mainly, get rid of the and the club will start good profit if they stay up. That's got to appeal to someone.