Dokko

Considering he's already in the mid 20s, I doubt it. Or you mixing your Longstaff's up? Either way, he's also in the 20s.

Wasn't a foul, good composure, shame.

fucking size of that flag

Just realised i was there when Eddie Howe relegated Sunderland. Oh man.

Depp/Messi vs Ronaldo/Herd?

Mind, perfect timing to release this so the players, fans and owners are shitting themselves before the playoffs.

Most are on generous automatic increases anyway. I don't think they'll be much better off financially in the championship unless the hike up ticket prices.

When he's happy he's spot on. When he's pissed off he's a liability. Understandably pissed under Bruce and it showed. Glad he outlived Bruce.

Great news.

So Joselu is the only striker in Spain who isn't from planet soft cunt.

He's worse than following the games on here. I gave up on him a long time ago. Everything sounds like we're getting pumped, in reality it was totally different. God knows what he sounded like under Bruce.

100% Everton down. Sunderland are irrelevant. If they come up they'll go back down anyway. Good question BTW.

Fat fuck has been gaslighting the world of football for years now. I've just looked at the table and see he's kept wba in the division with 2 games to spare.

They're burning through all their lives to make it here. It might galvanise them, however I think over two legs any of the teams in contention bar Wycombe see them out. I don't even see them making trafalgar square this time.

Play-offs at best. It's a lottery and it seems they're using up a lot of luck to get here.

£150m for Declan Rice or Bruno for £40m

We have an agreed price with villa. So it's not that. The agent could be trying his luck with daft money and we're not playing ball.

You'd hope so. Also I'd be pretty gutted if we don't sign him. He's been solid as fuck and deserves a career here. I'm hoping we sign him and Hickey, with Hickey learning the ropes for a couple of seasons. Ideal world stuff but it's £35m for the pair and we should have to worry about LB for a long time.

Think we'll draw. The crowd know we could cost them the title and that's too much of an opportunity to pass up. Nearly did it last time. This time were better prepared.

Ironically a very mackem thing to think/say.

Don't think that's the issue here.

We have an agreed £15m fee with villa. Possibly his agent being a cunt so we're looking elsewhere.

Hope this Liverpool turns up next weekend.

Doubt there will be many watching this. Shame.