James

Most unimaginative pun award goes to...... Thats a Good idea, actually. Good Point

Everton away where having qualified for the CL, all the players throw all their kit into the Newcastle section and head down the tunnel. Staying on the pitch is Alan Pardew who takes off his suit, tie, shirt, trousers and shoes and socks into the crowd in a moment reminiscent of Laurent Robert. egged on by the crowd he yanks of his briefs, throws them into the crowd then jumps into the crowd and proceeds to shag two busty blondes in full view of the supporters and Andy Woodman.

I was told by a friend of Tim Krul's in 2009 that Chelsea had bid for him in January that year around about £2m. Joe Kinnear asked the board to accept the bid, but Dennis Wise arranged a meeting with Krul and his representatives to tell him that he has a bright future at Newcastle and advised him to stay. Krul agreed and Wise went to the board to tell them to reject bids from Chelsea and Feyenoord as he was a future number one, and if we decided to cash in we could get more money at a later date.

Considering where we were when we signed he repaid his transfer fee. It's just what we want to do with him now, has he fulfilled all he can here?

Old school friend of my fathers, played in the same team. hope he pulls through.

I doubt Cole could pick out Pardew in a 30000 crowd so they probably said hello. Moot point anyway, the question is who at lille is being watched?

Doesn't mean we are signing Cole, but it does sound like we are looking very closely at a Lille player.

Im on my phone. look up the Eurosport website.

It's according to Cole himself. At Lille games.

Alan Pardew has met with Joe Cole at least half a dozen times this season according to Joe Cole.

Are people going to chance their arm and go from Newcastle? Seems like an opportunity for Manc based mags like myself.

Appreciate the sentiments about Stoke but do you not remember Pardew putting together a game plan to specifically deal with Stoke and us thumping them earlier in the year.

I think we have 7 points left to get. So can Chelsea get 9 or Spurs 7? Spurs, probably, Chelsea will have to beat us probably, so maybe.

Although with worse set pieces. Just let Cabaye take them.

I will be at the match so we will lose.

Simpson has repeatedly ignored Ben Arfa and gone for silly passes. Only passed to him once.

Definitely want to be back in Europe, but I think we'd need to use every ounce of our outfield squad, and that includes Vuckic, Gosling, Abeid, Tavernier, Sammy.

4 Keepers?

I imagine at times it will be 442, at times 433, at times 451, at times 541, at times 4312, at times 4231 given the flexibility of the players at our disposal.

I'm not sure I'd agree with the assessment that new players have settled in quickly. They have settled in to a level that makes them better players than most, but I don't think any of them have peaked yet, and one player having a bad game is often covered by a team mate having a good game. Cabaye has been hot and cold all season. Santon hasn't really established himself. Marveaux hasn't had much to show for himself. Ba and Cisse have been fantastic, but I reckon both are still improving, particularly with their all round game. Also you may as well consider Ben Arfa who is only just showing his best. So we have six players who are only going to improve next year.

Pilko is Peter Crouch Wullie is Jermaine Jenas. Lots of hype but doesn't actually do much.

JH is Steven Taylor, come through as a teenage prospect to becoming a seasoned pro.

Don't also forget that £7m is what we would receive, the cost for the buyer is close to £20m according to club sources.

Should probably be considered vindicated for choosing us over Liverpool.

I'm starting to compare our trio up top to Owen, Viduka, Martins during the Keegan days, only each player is much better than what we had. So for Owen, Viduka, Martins, see Cisse, Ba, Ben Arfa respectively.