James

When mashing mashed potato, mix it with Boursin cheese for a tasty twist.

The commentary is so shite I am going to add my own little inserts.

Andy Reid lol

Is possible

Apparently he went to push his chest, but missed and whacked him in the face.

Saved from Sammy

Dean Kiely (a goalkeeper) has said he has had a shocker.

Actually technically I have never seen him in a Toon shirt. Never hear him in a Toon shirt.

Hope I never see him in a Toon shirt ever again.

Fuck you Rob Elliott you are worse than Alan Smith and James Perch's lovechild.

Just want to make the observation that we haven't lost since I've been going out with my girlfriend, and we have scored tonight each time she has texted me.

Marveaux, volley, over

Gren run and pass by Ben Arfa

Dean Kiely - a goalkepper says it was all Elliott's fault

went through Rob Elliott

If we don't win, I am blaming MW for murdering that wasp.

Phone Tiote, he is not busy

Was Gosling or Abeid on the right? Haven't heard Gosling or Guthrie mentioned but the commentators don't really talk about the match.

What? My thoughts exactly. I think he means first team place under threat by Marveaux showing off his left footed crossing. It should be to be honest.

We look very crisp

Commentary was so shit though, I didn't know who had the ball, then the commentator shouted "GOAL" and I was like "WHOOOOOOOOOO"

Sometimes it is equally important to assist the assist.

Love is all you need

Apparently Sammy Ameobi is a good name for a commentator.

You don't want to be Ma-lonely - he was prettry isolated though