James

Why is Phil Jones here but they haven’t bothered getting one of our out of squad players involved?

Man Utd might as well not be here. Going to be a home crowd.

Karius looked close to tears

Our players look very nervous

just start 15 players. Everyone else is so far up Man Utd’s arse today that they won’t notice

Gillespie, Dummett, Murphy, Longstaff, Burn - only two expected to start but clearly amazing for the five NUFC supporters in the team to all be going to Wembley

Manchester Evening News ran a simulation and we won 2-1. Bruno, Wilson and lots of Karius saves

Wishing all forum members past and present except Froggy and Lee Stewart the best match day of their lives.

Not entirely sure what you want to do with that butternut squash, but enjoy!

please disappear back to your pond

Didn’t realise that Eddie has won the joint most League Cup games by any active manager

Bore off miniature amphibian

we ‘ll be playing 50 games next season so he will start probably 20

go away tadpole

Imagine if they lose their derby and we win the cup this weekend!

That two faced shit cunt nepodad Alex Ferguson took him out for dinner four nights ago. Read into that what you will.

This is going to backfire on him

I don’t think he has ever won an English trophy has he?

To be honest I’m pretty appalled by the programme as Man Utd are first and yet we were first out of the draw in the semis which means that we are the ‘home’ team in this tie

Hopefully Rashford is fit to play but then quickly becomes apparent that he isn’t with a substitution required on 35 mins that knocks them well off their stride.

Actually dreamt about watching this game on Sky last night. Nice work down the right led to a shot from the left by ASM only to be blocked. Shout, whistle and ref pointing to the spot. Suddenly all sky channels break down and I’m stuck with some random channel which isn’t showing the game where in the studio Garth Crooks is speculating whether a ghost moved the ball onto the Man Utd player’s hand. anyway I learn from this channel that we score the penalty and then score another. somehow I then get on the Wembley pitch just after full time and we have won 2-0. Eddie Howe is about to be interviewed but Staveley grabs the mic and gives a concert performance to the fans, singing Queen songs with a male voice.

Motty dead RIP

didn’t think young offenders had half term

Let me put this another way that might penetrate your red skull. Given = de Gea Krul = Howard Srnicek = Barthez Harper = Kuszczak Darlow = Taibi Gillespie = Heaton Elliott = Sealey Hislop = Bosnich Pope = Schmeichel + van Der Sar does your brain now comprehend?

Always hard to tell when the journalists writing ends and the editors writing starts. Certainly it is the editor who writes the headlines.