James

Carroll style? More Alan Smith.

Reds, admin play for Blues.

Not sure if Nixon is doing a good man marking job on J. Awesome, or if he is just trying to interview him.

He's had to put the dog on the lead as at ran after Jay Jay Sea.

Game just restarting.

Davids and Wullie have finally caught Jay Jay Sea and have wrestled him to the ground.

Would seem that the gun he promised earlier was a metaphor

NE5? Looks like Jay Jay Sea

streaker on the pitch

Pilko off the post. good effort.

FUCK!

No, but Dennis Wise is carrying a little placard.

...into the first man.

Corner to reds, Gimp to take it.

Still 0-0. Just a string of bad passes by both teams so far.

I'm accessing the CCTV.

See OP.

at Janitor's hair btw.

Yep, was a terribly mistimed run by Venkman.

Late fitness test.

Shocking pass from Davids there.

COME ON!

Oh yes. May I invite everyone to post as a parody of another match-day thread user. I am johnnypd, keeping everyone informed of events on the pitch.

Yep, somehow I don't see Enrique and Xisco understanding the questions, let alone being able to get any questions right in the 1970s UK TV round.

Red: G. Gorilla; P. Bridge, J. Tooj, O. Nut, H. Nixon; M. 555, N. Gimp, E. Lien, S. Brown; S. Pilko, D. Venkman Subs: B. All, Z. Ilch, N. Bugger, N. Visible, N. Ranger. Blue: N. Kev; F. Gazza, C. P40, T. Prophet, G. Gregory; J. Awesome, D. Davids, S. Tupeedo, R. Janitor; W. Wullie, K. Kev. Subs: T. Thompers, I. Toon, D. 456, R. Idzuan, Xisco Referee: Chris Hoy Assistants: Shark Having Fish and Paul Mosley Attendance: Dennis Wise, Roy Keane and Roy Keane's dog. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED* *See http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information