James

I suppose cyanide could be smeared all over the grass. That would work, but we'd need more substitute goalkeepers.

Radical eh? but yes indirect free kicks, with the offending player receiving a yellow card. Also had radical thoughts on how to punish teams that have loads of yellow cards, and might make refs think twice about booking players for innocuous challenges. If a player gets a yellow card he has to leave the pitch, say 20 minutes from the end of the match, i.e he is withdrawn after 70 minutes and takes no further part in the match. He cannot be replaced by a sub. Any player getting booked after 70 has to leave the pitch immediately. Would have made the Liverpool v Chelsea game interesting as 9 players were booked in that game! Have you ever watched, played or followed football? And I'm talking about soccer football, the game David Beckham, Juan Pablo Angel and Abel Xavier play. David is married to a woman called Victoria Beckham aka Victoria Adams aka Posh aka Posh Spice if that helps. They are friends of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes if that helps as well.

If we signed Savage and Diop, we could form a midfield three of Smith, Savage, Diop, otherwise known as the lion, the witch and the wardrobe.

Icelandic media probably heard it from what they thought was a craggy rock in one of their springs, but what was actually famed naturist Alan Oliver doing backstroke.

I'm looking forward to finding out what these geysers are up to.

Really, is there any REAL news in Iceland, or do they just blabber speculation about how some attention whore Icelandic businessman fantasises about buying a club he's never going to get, and what the opinion of a Newcastle website which has no real standing within the English football media has to say about it. I'd rather watch the biscuit channel.

That was the worst post since I announced I was a woman and accused others of being sexist towards me.

There could be a huge eruption at any time. But things may remain dormant for several years.

RIP

Saved by the Bell-etti Someone's at the door, so hopefully you will have all forgoten by the time I get back on here.

Hopefully he doesn't get fat, so people on here don't say Bel Etti at Greggs

He's went along with it, actually... Or did you know that already? I knew that, I was just thinking of the worst pun possible

Has Oliver Bellittled this yet?

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As I see it, the midfield three weren't the issue here. We started the game as an adventurous and ambitious 433 with Martins on the left and Milner on the right, and the players were finding the space to receive passes from the midfield three. However, it was clear after ten minutes that Carr couldn't cope with Young and Agbonlahor, so Milner was moved to the right to help out defensively, and Martins went to the left. That turned us into a disjointed 451, Milner was hugging the touchline and running down dead-end alleyways, and Martins seemed lost and stifled off the ball. Viduka was completely isolated. Thus, when the midfield three had the ball, they had nowhere to go. At least Butt tried to get the ball to the wingers, but they were never afforded the time or space to receive the ball. Overall, the midfield three did well to help us retain 58% of the possession. After Milner helped out, Carr did OK, (apart from when again facing Young and Agbonlahor on the counter), but without the tactical readjustment, we would have been thrashed yesterday. Fact is, we had to stifle our offensive start to accomodate a weak link. On that basis, Carr must be replaced.

Personally, I dont think there were any bad performances, just the team lacked cohesion which isn't surprising given that everyone is new to each other.

Oh for fucks sake, we are a new team who are still learning, playing the most boring away team in the Premiership. Nothing is going to be perfect this season. In fact, I think this is the reality check some people needed.

Willow is spot on, Villa often play for bore draws, and it is no real suprise or dissappointment that we got one.

The whole midfield has had to adjust to accomodate Carr, and it has stifled our attacking play. We need to either switch to 442, or bring Cacapa on for Carr and move Taylor to right back.

Get Carr of the pitch.

After Carr got run ragged twice, Milner and Martins swapped flanks. Things haven't worked out since then.

Carr is being run ragged.

And if Manyoo beat Citeh, and Liverpool beat Chelsea, we could be top with a game in hand over most. Need to beat Villa first though.

Not any more I'm afraid because some people weren't differentiating between legal and illegal, and were blaming their misdeeds on people posting legal streams.

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