James

Didn't Baines sign on July 1st?

WTF Oliver?!

Difficult draw for Celtic and Arsenal in my opinion.

The Champions League is almost upon us. Here is the draw for third round qualifying: FH Hafnarfjördur or FC BATE Borisov v Zaglebie Lubin or Steaua Bucharest Tampere United or Levski Sofia v Astana or Rosenborg Spartak Moscow v CELTIC Werder Bremen v NK Domzale or Dinamo Zagreb FK Ventspils or FC Salzburg v Pyunik or Shakhtar Donetsk Ajax v MSK Zilina or SK Slavia Prague Valencia v Debreceni or IF Elfsborg Genk or FK Sarajevo v Dynamo Kiev Fenerbahce v Anderlecht RANGERS or FK Zeta v FK Crvena Zvezda or Levadia Tallinn Toulouse v LIVERPOOL Benfica v FC Copenhagen or Beitar Jerusalem Lazio v Dinamo Bucuresti Sparta Prague v ARSENAL FC Zurich v Sheriff or Besiktas Sevilla v AEK Athens Wanted to get the pun in before anyone else tbh.

Roy Keane especially.

A few years ago, he was meant to be amazing in the academy. Robson had him down as a future world beater. Then he spent two years out with really bad injuries. He's unfortunate.

It was when we lost Irvine to Everton under Robson and didn't properly replace him that player fitness went belly up.

Newcastle don't do player press conferences any more - that was a Freddy Shepherd ego thing.

To be honest, if the allegations are true and Barton is denying it, someone at the club needs to make Barton see sense. There were countless witnesses against him, so unless there is something that wasn't reported in the press that really gets Barton off, he'd be much better pleading guilty, and taking top quality remorse coaching from his well paid lawyers.

Up to 5 years if guilty says the Times.

Dont worry, his toast will have led him off in a totally different direction tommorrow morning.

Somehow I think that might be wrong. Feel free to correct me though. I have heard something along those lines before.

Euphemism? Scy has photographic evidence.

Dave keeps popping in and out as well.

Ankdh, Martin Jol and Chicago_Shearer have certainly been in here a long time...

Just for the record, I've only looked at the first page since the nude bloke warning, but I have taken note of everyone thats suddenly decided to view this thread.

I've always wondered why Britain doesn't have a dedicated sports paper. Italy has the Gazetto dello Sport France has L'Equipe Spain has Marca. Why dont we have one?

Oh my god, Juventus left Del Piero on the bench, I'm crying.

we paid £5m for Barton not 6 £5.8m actually, which is a lot closer to £6m than £5m.

If you add up all Premiership appearances for players in both teams, Hull would have thrashed us.

Of Swiss internationals, the closest (not very close tbh) you get to Henry is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valon_Behrami

Also, the sky is blue. We both see that the sky is blue, but do we see the same colour?

This is a weird one if true.

He's replacing Dyer.