Keefaz

Half of Joe Cole's 'esteem' comes from the fact he's a Chelsea player. If, somehow, Dyer had gone to Chelsea under Mourinho or Ranieri then they'd probably be spoken about in similar terms.

Aye, it was the lack of Saturday 3pm kick-offs that did it in.

Oh fuck off, man, he was lush.

Puncture repair kit, allen keys, mini-screwdriver set, bottle opener/corkscrew, nut cracker.

Did we ever have that Xavi/Iniesta poll?

Can't be arsed to read that. Which ones, if any, are actually interesting?

Eh? Have you ever seen him play?

Spain, tbh. Also, there probably hasn't been a better WC squad in recent memory.

Not all promising players turn out to be Cronaldo. We had high hopes for Viana but we didn't ruin him: he simply didn't turn out to be as good as we'd hoped as his subsequent career has shown.

He's been here 3 years and done nowt. Can't see it changing, tbh.

Best pundit was Roy Hodgson, tbh.

I am the man! Managed to avoid all mention of the WC final and just finished watching it.

Mississippi?

My dad reckons we're getting Emile Heskey. Considering his sole sources are FM and the bookies, I'd say it's more likely we'll get Torres.

Only the 30-odd pages in GC.

Make him captain? And then what? Never play him like last season?

Smith is a fucking albatross. God knows what we're gonna do with him.

Fucking balls. Gonna miss the final because of work. Fuck you. Fuck you very much.

You fishing? You must be. Not at all. If Villa hadn't been playing Spain wouldn't be in this competition. I'd have thought that's obvious. You can say that about Sneijder too. Or Forlán. Certainly about Forlan.

You fishing? You must be. Not at all. If Villa hadn't been playing Spain wouldn't be in this competition. I'd have thought that's obvious.

Villa, man. Only reason Spain are in the final, tbh.

Aye, but he's learned a lot in two years, tbf.

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Can you, as a Spanishman, really trust Paul? No way.