toontownman

Penfolds negotiation with Sheffield weds. We want 6m to let Steve go 1m is what we are offering yep, 6m 1m 6m 1m Ok 5m 1m 4m 1m Ok 3m dont take the piss 1m Fine okay, 2m and we are done here, I'm leaving. 1m? 6m Shit.

Gordan Strachan lined up if we dont pay the required compensation.

Mentioned earlier in the thread living in Canada I've bought into following the new pro league there and have the one media app that streams the games. They just also added the Chinese league and Mexican league. So I'm going to pretend Rafa stayed and we just moved to the Chinese premier league with a new owner.

He will be the usual Shearer. I expect he will give Bruce his best and wish him luck. Probably with a "you're going to need it" tag. I dont think it will affect him criticizing Ashley going forward. Still expect the same Twitter and match of the day reactions.

As if there will be one actual comment asked by a proper journalist they will all lick Bruce's arse and be fully onside. Will be lots of "up for the challenge" "know what football means to this area" "means so much to me" "I fully believe in myself" "will do everything to get it right" "club has everything to thrive" Get the Brucee bingo going. Someone on Twitter apparently already has.

It was similar with all the others before them. I dont get what you get out of what was described as ploys to get their names out there and some publicity. Not when it makes you look like incompetent businessmen/women. Again.. when its multiple takeover stories that end the same there is one common factor.

We should all have a whip round. Maybe start a go fund me page to help Sean achieve his goal of getting as far away as fuck from being coached by Steve Bruce. Too bad he will almost definitely regress in comparison to where decent coaches or Rafa would have taken him. Pretty sure we will blink first and sell him for 30 but it will be undisclosed. The local rags will be told its 30 rising to 45, manure fans will he told just 20 rising to 30. Then it will be "undisclosed" so everyone's fans feels happy. Pretty much how every transfer reporting seems to work these days.

More like the eye lids were opening and we were waking so Ashley came in with a pillow to make sure we didnt wake up.

Not for sale. Already sold.

New 5 year contract and club captain will be lord Bruce's first decree.

6 year contract. 150m to spend over the next two windows.

No one with any sense takes the job. It's a hiding for nothing following Rafa. I hope fans turn up at the ground every week and dont go in. Just protest.

He is not fucking selling up if we go down. He doesn't fucking need the money. It's shit for us either way. He doesn't fucking care other than making the fans that do care suffer. Fucking Bruce. Shouldn't be surprised. We sat through this after Robson with Sourness, then Pardew. This is the first time I have absolutely zero interest in giving him time and benefit of the doubt. He needs booing till he resigns. Irony is he will likely not last the season after we are rock bottom in october, november, December, January's etc.. Beisla and cocu in the championship and we get fucking Steve Bruce. I can't think of that many worse. Amazing trolling.

He is a serial gambler. He loves it. It's another game how little can he spend without us getting relegated. If we stay up he rakes in more money. If not we yo yo back up and he still makes money. He doesn't care. He doesn't need the club to live his life. It earns money while people turn up regardless of championship or premiership.

Wait 9pm UK time, UAE time or doomsday clock?

Don't even have that excuse. Van Bronckhorst is a free agent too. Just zero ambition and they don't want anyone that might do well enough to rock the boat and have delusions of grandeur like a cup run or top 10.

More than likely we will end up with worse than even Bruce. Our shortlist will be Bruce, Viera, Gerrard and Arteta (actually if Bruce is on there the list will be far less progressive). We will go through the list and get no from everyone which should take another 2 weeks then another week to get the b list of targets drawn up then finally when they turn us down and the season has started we will be getting somewhere.

The potential of hiring Bruce certainly well ease the acceptance of Redfearn and Dawson.

Leeds got Beisla, Derby got Cocu. We get Steve fucking Bruce. Ashleys trolling is beyond all comprehension. Will be an absolutely toxic year. Even the numptiest or numpties is going to hate this. It's classic child..lets see how far we can push the envelope before we get told off.

Yeah well welcome to the environment we have lived in over a decade. You get it wrong (again) and a few people give you some shit on the internet. We live with this daily.

What an addition to that team. They are already running away. If they get a motivated non sulky BenArfa importantly Bradley handles him and gives him belief and love he will be their Giovinco.

If we were close enough for something to happen today or even this week there wouldn't have been any "statements" released yesterday completely wishful thinking!

Far better appointment than anyone we will get next. Like Derby, a whole lot more not lampard has left. Thought hughton would be a fit there. Far more ambitious appointment that will put us to shame.

Senegal or Algeria will win it saviet with the winner.

Compensation involved. Probably a non starter.