toontownman

Townsend talking nonsense for a change wanting a foul by wilson in the lead up. That said I like that Joelinton has been rechristened as some kind of east end hitman called Linton.

Should be 3 up at least but you wouldnt know from the stats. We don't have nearly enough overlap on attacks when we get the ball going forward. It's always a maximum of 3 on 5. Sweet first 20 seconds shame we were very average at best after against an abysmal West Brom. Credit to Hayden who has played well. Negative points for the commentator that has yet to realise Matty Longstaff and Lascelles arent playing.

We used all the luck up in the piss easy carabao cup opponents we had and flunking premier league goals and points. Tbf takeover aside all we have been getting is luck. Even covid spared our blushes getting whipped by villa this week

Barton slipping. Disappointing.

Most accurate.

People are mental if they think he will be sacked anytime soon. He will always scrape the odd shitty win like this to keep us surviving in the league.

Did Newcastle deserve the win? "I don't think either team deserve to win, both deserve to lose."

Gets into great positions playing off the front man and uses the ball well. Just has such poor shooting ability. Looks decent other than the key attribute needed to be a striker, finishing.

This game has been the battle of the UBER shite. Absolutely Shite teams.

bahaha

Joelinton the gentle giant. He just doesn't want to hurt the ball bless him.

Won't drop far enough until far too late. I expect if he doesn't fluke it and we continue trajectory to the base of the table he will be replaced just after the transfer window closes.

That’s not 3pm. 3pm Pacific Time

Why on earth does anyone think he is getting the boot? He is perfect for Ashley. Even with his shiteness we are scraping by, which is exactly what Ashley wants. Only thing seeing him get the boot this season would be a takeover going through. People are setting themselves up for a fall if you are getting your hopes up seeing the back of this turd or the other one. Neither situation is likely anytime soon.

Relegation 6 pointer, take the best player out of the side. Makes sense He reluctantly accepted Wayne Rooneys transfer request also and is working on terms to release him from his contract.

This. Absolutely criminal how he has been misused and treated imo.

Don't remember a time in the past 20 year our academy and reserve sides were anything other than shite.

Bruce isn't getting sacked. Wilson, shelvey and fraser will all start featuring again and we will scrape a few wins before the new year. He will scrape by. Like toon25 said. Only a health scare will see him leave. He is no trouble for Ashley.

Another generally sound performance from the busiest keeper in the league.

Absolutely horrific thinking about how we will see likeable talented players like leave in comparison to what we could have been doing had the takeover happened. He and ASM will both be gone long before any potential takeover gets close to happening.

With Pardew it was hate. With Bruce it's just embarrassment for me. At least the Carver appointment was a joke you could share with the rest of the country. Yep, the annoying thing is how everyone else thinks he’s acceptable. Because its acceptable for us, for our club for where are club should be. Just not for other clubs. It's only is fans that are deluded. With Pardew it was hate. With Bruce it's just embarrassment for me. At least the Carver appointment was a joke you could share with the rest of the country. Exactly with this. He isn't a fully detestable person. Just woefully out of his depth. Who would have known given his managerial record. We are unfortunately stuck with him for this season at least.

Fake news. This is our bestest season since the always underrated Pardew era. Ungrateful Geordies.

Would have been a canny goal that, would have been nice to see it go in, even if it gave a warped scoreline. Yep mixed feelings!

Bit of vintage Carroll.

2-0 down. Freekick and we put 5 players up against 7 chelsea defenders. I like dem odds.