toontownman

Yep, fair play to him if he’s gonna make things at least amusing. Next he’ll ensure joe kinnear is spotted around Newcastle. Appointing Pards DOF on an 8 year contract the day before he officially sells.

Think we should be looking at at least 15m. He is 24, had a great season and has another two years on his contract.

Great buy overall and really served us well. Had no more shit spells than any other player here the past few years. Wonder if he will stick in the UK or look to China. Could kill it in the MLS for a few years. We might need an entirely new midfield for next year!

FFS I should have stayed away from the internet. Really feel like this is happening now more than before. Pride comes before the inevitable fall! You know they will announce a press conference for 11am Friday. Trump will finally accidentally set off nukes at 10:58am.

Those hands look fake TBH. It's from 2012 apparently Does that make his hands more or less fake now? I'm more concerned they are going to accidentally drink those goldfish in the water glasses. Thats a health and safety, litigation nightmare in the offing.

Amazing from Ryder. Straight from the Howard Wilkinson playbook.

Half glass full...half glass empty... Full glass over head ala woodgate. It's all pontification until something office finally happens. Most people would take the sublime and ridiculous in any measure to the monotony of waiting another month to finalize the truth.

Vaguna matata!

A week. We got the best part of a month.

Just to clarify I was laughing at the article not you! I agree hypothetically with what you said about them clearly having ambition if that was the case. The article is nonsense though. Why would they want to come in and get rid of a manager that is on par with the others mentioned and risk alienating the fans and players. If they were buying the Club Rafa would be a huge attraction. Bringing your own man is fine if you have a bog standard manager to replace.

Bahaha. Why would Wenger or Mourinho be a bigger name than re-signing Rafa who is up there with both. What a load of garbage, amazing. Still got us talking and clicking and reacting though. If in doubt or out in the cold grab some straws and create bitter controversy. He obviously knows dick all.

Do I get a revote on locking the thread?

The new owners want Sven?

I feel GE's character story arc really reflects the thread and situation. He is on the redemption trail...but will it go all Jamie Lannister?

I know he applied for one of the coaching jobs at NUFC last month. Too bad. I always loved Clark and thought he had great potential coaching wise and was highly thought of at one point. He always seemed to find himself at clubs where he had uphill battles and hands tied. The Brum job was a nightmare. Regardless the fact he has dropped so low is maybe a real sign of where he always was. Hope he rebuilds his career, thought it would be at a bigger club.

RIP Always excited when he was linked to us numerous times, even in his later years. Would have loved him here. He was pure class. Hard worker and archetypal cliche "get the supporters off their feet" skills but still delivered in other areas of his game. Tragically young.

Title or 10 page jump in new posts!

Keep clicking keep me in a job.

Rush hour at 5pm the roads will be gridlocked.

Why wait till 5pm ffs. Just post it now you cunts. Dont have to respond to any questions after 5.

Nah. You've been Khaled on mate.

For fuck sake next we will be told this cunt isn't even human. It genuinely wouldn’t surprise me if he doesn’t actually exist To be fair the whole debacle is like we are being bought by Keyser Söze.

Different guy.

This is total mayhem! Absolutely no-one has a clue what the heck is going on. Ashley's regime simply won't comment. Half the journo's don't even know who the guy is, the other half are in contact with his group, if it is his group they are in contact with. One side saying one thing another the other. It's bonkers. There is major mischief making either way.

This whole thread is like I went for a glorious transfer bath, then woke up remembering I am actually still immersed in beans raising money for children in need.