toontownman

He took the job, Fucking up the Douglas deal in the process. Have no sympathy for Kinnear regardless of Ashley giving him money to work with or not.

Only hope is that we are waiting for the Thauvin deal to go through and then we are hoping they will accept a low ball bid for Ayew. Snag is he played for them against Monaco and apparently has no intention of leaving.

Everyone says we need consistency at this club. Apparently that extends to keeping the same players and not bringing people in. Less fat than he used to be bastard.

West Brom getting Anichebe, no? thats not an improvement True! Has Anelka actually decided whether he is going to play on this season? Maybe Lukaku back on loan with Ba staying put at Chelsea.

West Brom getting Anichebe, no?

We don't feed the press anything anyway. Not that we are interested in signing anyone like, but if we were we don't generally let the press know.

Would take that ffs

Big Big News - "The line has been located, I repeat, the line has been located. We just don't have a clue how we are going to get there, let alone over it."

Big news - our business is done. Except Cabaye leaving.

Impressive the only two supposed bids today are for players we absolutely don't need. Seems about right.

Mikes made up, Mourinho's back and they have signed some class players..

Well clearly his squad assessment since moving here has concluded the squad is in good shape and no-one was needed to improve or leave the squad at present.

Reports that our board are trying very hard to toe the line..

Right on que. The fake bid! Classic stuff. 2m. I can imagine Joe and Fat Mike giggling like schoolgirls on the phone, "say two million joe, say two million!" 2m seems reasonable for someone valued at 50k.

I agree. Can play out wide but would offer us something attacking through the middle too.

Another ex player banned from the ground then.. He can watch the match at the strawberry with Steve Howey, Robby Elliot and Rob Lee.

Congrats Joe, you have done well. Amazing we managed to get Remy tbh.

Do we even know where the line is that these players have to cross? As far as I can tell its either a soft core porno or an album by the Bellamy Brothers.. stay tuned David Craig will have an update.. This may help http://en.academic.ru/pictures/enwiki/79/Over_the_line_court.png

"The world was against us getting players in"

They got him on the line.. just not over it.

8m for Ince. Unfortunately Blackpool turned it down. Tom didnt want his dad to leave for one last run.

He said first team player you sloppy doughnut http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxc5zudxgW1r0ftodo1_500.gif http://31.media.tumblr.com/8dad18d3001e1f50804456b64a6d480e/tumblr_mnyd74l62C1ri524no1_500.gif

Exactly - "Cabaye is staying!" then thirty seconds later.. "so it would appear that he is staying." Yeah, we had to get some kind of update from David Craig as he is getting paid, so lets dress up nothing as news.

"Cabayes staying!" "appears that he is staying" Yeah..nothing has changed.