toontownman

As if.. Pardew will be here despite losing our next three in a row

Absolutely funking ridiculously. Predictable to he extreme. I fuckin hate watching this club under pardew

Cheating bastard! Justice served.

Feck me debuchy is starting to climb higher to Carr heights of hatred. Pure shithouse, how he was the best right back in France is mindnumbing

Perfectly legit quote, just wish he was talking about us not our opposition each week.

Lot of my mates played regularly with Gareth Barry, randomly met Beardsley at the Euro Tunnel though.

As long as we don't have to see him try to play for England again I'm happy. Worse, haven't we been tenuously linked with him.. could see him coming here. Still be better than what we got behind Hatem.

Great debut from Townsend. Lots of promise there. Absolute gash first half though.. Welbeck incapable of knowing what playing out wide means. Sick of shouting in frustration the number of times we tried attacking down the left and he was completely missing, before coming into view upfront through the middle with Rooney and Sturridge. Its time to put Gerrard to pasture or at least start him on the bench. Not convinced by Cahill and Jageilka either.

Aye, too bad we didnt get a beast of a defender like Douglas.

Thought as much, have seen Fergie pop up at LB from the bench too. Annoying he isn't getting games though.

Bad sign he can't get games for a struggling Birmingham side, not sure what he is doing wrong seeing as Clark said he really rates him. Anyone know what the craic is?

He is an automatic starter again for next week now he played in a winning team. It's a gutter Mapou has fluffed his lines because he could really be great alongside Colo, chemistry is just not there yet though.

Fucks sake woke up and saw the sacking headline. Knew it was too good to be true.

Obertan is more skilled than Routledge but has zero confidence or brain to use his skills. Routledge actually uses his brain for picking out passes and when in possession. He is also much more direct than Ober too, reminds of a more direct but less skilled version of Marveaux. Ironically if the latter was as direct he could easily be staking a claim for a starting position.

Watching Swansea/Arsenal. Still can't believe we binned Routeledge. Granted we needed a little better but twice the player Obertan is.

Poyet could just as easily end tits up.. but I think there is something about his teams so far, they all at least try and play flowing football although still quite direct. Id much rather Pulis went there. Pretty funny with Di Matteo though, kudos there. Wouldn't surprise me if he has already been sounded out for us too we should do much better.. At least its not kinnear.

There is only so much training alongside shola you an take before you give up and become shola.

Tony Pulis incoming..

What the fuck does Pardew say to them at half time? "Job done, just save yourselves for the next game this half.. its a long season."

2-1 up at half time, totally in charge of the game 3-2 down after inspirational half time team talk

Better than getting Bentley for free.

COLLINS

He is just like a step dad that has married your mum now its gone sour..but he is refusing to leave because he thinks he now has claim to your house.. eventually he will just be a jilted ex, that day can't come soon enough though. Cant we track how much money he has made from the club and use it as a countdown until he breaks even and fucks off..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2420815/Newastle-boss-Alan-Pardew-reveals-sign-summer-going-overdraft.html How long before he can get his money back and fuck off? Surely that has to be someone interested in buying us!

Remy is one of the main reasons Ben Arfa shined today imo. Having someone of Ben Arfas class on the other wing gave us new options and more for the opposition to panic about. That said I think he would do a great job in the middle upfront, certainly right now given Cisse's form and confidence. I think that is an option for bringing Gouffers on for Cisse later in games.