Bad Mongo

Might have been Ronaldo.

Caulkin: "Stopped car to push fellow driver out of snow. Got stuck myself. Helped by mums & kids. 10-yr-old:"You've got yr handbrake on." Humiliation."

What nonsense. Barcelona is simply a team with a great history.

I remember someone describing a dream he had about Michael Owen crediting his manager Alan Shearer for rescuing his career after winning the fucking league, like, with Newcastle, several years ago. So you're probably wrong, too. Don't worry.

I'm not sure the publicity related to being seen as cheap and classless is bad for Sportsdirect, tbh.

Jack Warner's corruption -- excuse me, alleged corruption -- has been known for some time. A Norwegian newspaper had a couple of stories on him a month ago. Google translated link. The BBC is just one of many.

Bump.

He's been canny man. 1 mistake cancels everything else out apparently. Two. His poor positioning led to one of their chances.

Enrique has been poor.

Fuck.

Huseklepp!

Fuck.

I see no reason to show any respect for the Christ-like "they died for you" idealisation of warfare, especially when I see it extended and abused to support today's professional warriors, with some people wildly imagining they're in Iraq to "protect our freedoms". Oh, and I've been in the army.

You think they fought in WW1 for them? It was a stupid imperialist war that turned a generation of young men into cannon fodder, not some abstract-idealist good vs evil bullshit.

Not even Alan Smith?

Even his timewasting was exceptional today.

Better.

Poor from Jonas.

was about to post that. Was about to post that. Strange that he doesn't seem to realise how idiotic it looks.

Hadn't even finished screaming NOOOO when it went in.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5685/rooney23.jpg Uploaded with ImageShack.us "So if I just kiss this thing, the fans will get off my back?"

We haven't had a single injury crisis under Hughton so far. That's quite remarkable. Either he does something right, or he just needed me to jinx it for him.

I thought Carroll and Nolan were more … Laurel and Hardy-like.

Would prefer if we stopped sacking the manager every other year. We're not going to attract someone significantly better.

Let's also hope they sell Torres behind his back in January.