Sima

Trying to be too fucking clever.

Stupid fucking cunt.

SHOOT FFS

Lascelles stepping up

What’s happened to Dubravka, man. He looks an absolute wreck.

Lascelles is fucking useless.

My word.

Aye, we’re not scoring here.

Of course it’s down Lewis’ side.

Useless fucking cunt.

Murphy is as weak as piss.

Manquillo had loads of time to take a touch there.

Shit name for a band.

Fucking hell Elliott.

Who was that defender who was turboshit against the mackems last year?

White shorts We’re historically shit when we wear white shorts with one noteable exception.

Exile has been highly critical of Ronaldo’s move to SA, right?

To be fair, walking around Sunderland it would seem that 1895 is less than a decade away.

Guess that's no midfielder in. Worrying...

RIP. He was an absolute class act.

Who’s McArthur? The kid from Purely Belter?

Lad from Hoffenheim might be decent on the counter.

They call her the Rochester Tielemans

Also nothing about what should have been a second yellow for Xhaka. The cynic in me think that the hype around the Arsenal "injustice" is a way to get into referee's heads for the rest of the season and give us even less until the end.

Sell Joelinton and buy McTominay. Aye, righto