Sima

For the majority of the lifetime of that place they’ve had it so good that we were absolutely crippled by Ashley’s negligence that they thought us being absolutely bobbins was the norm. Now we’re actually ambitious and competing they haven’t got a clue how to handle it. The outlandish judging of our players isn’t anything new. They used to say Shearer, Cole and Ferdinand were shit and wouldn’t get in their teams.

Catts and Bally for me, marra.

Kalvin Phillips and Paqueta would be orgasmic.

Calling it now, he will be up there with Rob Lee and Gary Speed by the time he retires.

“Quality of the Premier League” Been at the neck end of the European Cup for god knows how long but yeah, there’s an issue with the quality of the Premier League.

Nee way.

ASM’s decision making is absolutely pathetic.

Munchies. Or if that takeaway that used to sell poppers opposite Rockshots is still open, go there instead.

As far as I am aware, with the switch to streaming artists make nowhere near as much from their actual music compared to the days of physical media. Would explain the stance.

Now making badges with Yemeni flags on.

"Winiesta", marra. Feeding the Loch Ness Drogba iirc.

Truth is, if Sam Fender was a massive Sunderland fan doing a gig at their place with the flags and the Sunderland chants they'd be pulling themselves off about him.

Top of the Micks

Arctic Monkeys - Love Machine.

Like that useless cunt Tom Davies.

Nah fuck that. Keep leaving notes under the south west quadrant of Grey’s Monument halfway through the Equinox.

Holy shit.

Incredible header.

"My ability to do my job to any degree of professionalism is missing. Any new information to Mr S. Bruce, Vale de Lobo, Portugal"

That’s a pen that. ”Macca” would be spewing if Otamendi did that to Salah at 2-1 down.

I’ve only seen him fall over and run offside enough times to make Cisse blush so far.

Human rights though, marra. Shouid see the state of that take the knee thread. Penelope Crewuz’s Kevin Costner showing his racist side as usual.