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Wanker on SSN defending himself telling his chairman when asked who would he like. Ferdinand, Vidic, Terry and Samba mention and completely of his own accord the chairman goes out and signs one Redknapp didn't know which. The man and his media pals are a bunch of Cunts. For me he is far more dispicable than Fergie. At least at times the media will have a small pop at Fergie. For some reason Saggy Melt Face is immune?

Transfer deadline day, for once I won't be hitting F5 while chanting at the screen saying we need a striker mike or we need a centre half mike. Redknapp will ok doubt boil my biss while reading the BBC transfer updat will be slightly amusing until you've read for the 20th time that me mams uncles brothers bookie seen -insert player- at said training group... But we do get to watch a master in action Jim White ups his game like HBK does at Wrestlemania. Jim White is the deadline day showstopper and the sky sports news slags love it...

I think we did win last night despite Pardew. His changes were poor and IMO (my only experience as of late is Fifa 12 & 13). I think a better subs and we could have seen out the game easier than we did. It was obvious to everyone that Jonas lost his head and was having a shocker, the way he went on after albeit a bad challenge on him should have resulted in Pardew taking him off. Yes the challenge by Debuchy was silly and avoidable, and without that goal I think Villa's resolve would have fizzled out eventually. Pardew made mistakes last night like he has done all season, he is showing no signs of learning from those mistake which to be fair to him he did seem to learn from last season.

His form has been poor at times this season but he is being judged against and amazing run last season, he showed enough last season for me to know the lad has qualities. I have little doubt we'll have a top class striker on our hands again, just maybe won't be hitting the heights of last Jan - May for such a prolonged period of time.

WTF happened there. Oh yeah Pardew didn't have a clue how to counteract Lamberts changes. It was crying out that Jonas was fucked, his head went with that tackle yet he takes Perch off for Shola. I could have even understood had Shola come on for Jonas but why the fuck take off our most defensive minded player when we are trying to hold onto a lead. FFS Glad we won though..

That's they way I have read those comments. What a tosser if that is what he means. The whole point of January transfer window is to sort out you deficiencies. QPR stayed up on the back of their January business last season.

The only thing I can think of is that he is trying to get at teams that have played us twice will benefit because they have played against pretty much a different Newcastle team to say what Villa will be facing next week? He says unfair clubs who we have played twice, does he mean they have had an unfair advantage. The fuck he on about, no fucking rule on how many signings you can make in a window.

I'll come back tomorrow... :-)

You're crap at blowjobs. It took me long enough to get. But Dave -

as poems go thats crap. True... But what do you think of the points made? :-)

Ball boy was a tosser Hazard was a prick Red card correct All in my opinion. Re: time wasting I'm sure Swans ball boys are not the only ones to time waste given similar scorelines/situations.

We are probably the QPR and Pardew is probably the twitchy face to the French League clubs. They'll be soon putting anti-Newcastle clauses in their young players contracts?

Is it time to get optimistic? Maybe Ashley has learned from the last relegation. Hopefully if Sissoko is added to the others having a medical today and a forward even Pardew should be able to see us out of this mess.

Nice URL, 'Mbiwa will be an ass'. Could you imagine that on a potential Mackem signing. OMG!!!!111!OMG. The magedia are at it again FTM 1-9 NETD

It's a sign of how bad it's been this season that I'm expecting this one to fall through. Or after we announce his signing announce that Santon and Colo are off...

The signing or the mum being double teamed in bed??

I don't know that much about Remy. I was excited that we were signing anyone. I am disappointed by what looks like a collapse of the deal. The biggest dissapointment will be that it's very unlikely we have back up plan. Swanse have signed a striker on a 18 month loan deal so I suppose Graham would be a cheap option but he is no Ba replacement and doesn't improve our first 11. Well at least being a Newcastle fan there is very rare a dull moment.

Were like a battered wife going back tbh. He's changed, he loves us really. To be fair he's under a lot of pressure!!

This is worrying. We need him to agree to stay until August, try and pacify him for the time being. The last thing we want is a disgruntled player on our hands in a relegation battle. I know he is a good honest pro, but the outcome will have very little baring on him if he is an unhappy player. Was gutted to see the thread title. Hopefully a storm in a teacup but I doubt it.

I have a lot of patience with our managers I have stubbornly supported them at the time but even my support for Pardew is waning. By biggest issue with him going would be his replacement. I am far from confident of picking up someone decent. Given our predicament I'm not sure I'd want to go the untested at the highest level route which doesn't leave that much choice. Someone like Di Matteo especially on a short term basis maybe an option. I think he could utilise our players well, and as some have said he brought together a team last season from a low place to become European Champions. You don't do that without some decent tactical knowledge. Pardew himself seems to have run out of ideas and that is the worrying thing. He talks about getting one in as we all know we needed another striker before Ba left so there's two players there plus a centre half. I like Steven Taylor and think he's improved a lot. However, his playing record the last few years is poor. As much as Willo and Perchy are good honest pro's they are not going to get us out of this s***. We need a solid no nonsense centre half that is not terrified of the ball. A younger version of Ryan Nelsen would be great. In short I would like to see Pardew moved on but I have no faith that we'd replace him with anyone better.

He was poor today. Something seems to be lacking. I thought Bigi should have come on for him rather than Obertan.

Shola is defo up for this one. Tiote why? Why? Poor! Needless.

Odemwinge would be a good signing if he was brought in as a back up. Always looked useful for WBA. Would be very underwhelmed if he is Ba's replacement though.

I thought he did ok, a goal would have rounded it off easily. The two he blazed over with his left probably would have rattled home last season. I think we will see the magic again from him. Ba has got it back can't see why Cisse can't. And the Michu comment is daft. As quality as Michu has looked this season Swansea play a very different style to us. I wouldn't mind having Michu here like but to play with Ba and Cisse not as a replacement for either.

Bigi. Take a fucking bow kid.