La Parka

Luke Shaw defends like fucking Danny Simpson. Back off, back off, back off..................

NEWCASTLE DEFENDING

To be fair Flan has been real solid this year. Rooney off. Thank fuck.

FLANNO the FISH

Fair tackle :/

Hard to see how we can fit Lallana, Barkley, Ox, Sturridge and Lambert all in. Great problem to have. Sack off the under-performing world class striker. (He'd never have the balls)

Rooney's not deserving a spot on current form....

Ox Barclay Stirling will be a real exciting lineup!

Ox and Barclay playing fucking awesome.

Montero looks real decent.

Shearer and Sherringham 96 style!

They look like what theyve become at ManU, utlity players, formerly talented centre backs. Think both can still get there though. Hopefully, because both have natural ability. I think playing them in so many positions hampers their development. Look at what Man U did to Alan fucking Smith

Think there is a lot of promise going forward though.

Don't like Rooney on the left at all. There's no out ball on the wing, as Shaw isn't getting forward enough. (not really sure what Woy is expecting) In fact Lamberts been out there too much for my liking, he's the man we need attacking the middle.

Not sure Smalling and Jones would be there if they weren't at manu.

Yeah love the way Barclay attacks like Rooney should.

Lampard off the pace too. He cant keep up the movement of Wilshire and Barclay.

World class finish. Should be hitting the target at least.

WHY the FUCK is Smalling so deep? Twat.

DAT pass by

Rooney has been a pile of shit so far. Goal to paper the cracks.

WORLD CLASS

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL!

Luke Shaw is too narrow as well, keeps tucking in giving the winger far too much room.

Going forward were ok, rooney is killing the balance of the team though. Defensively terrible. But expected with that back 4.