Teasy

Really hope he goes, but if he doesn't I'm at least confident he won't be making the decision on incoming players.

Eto lying on the floor because he got hit in the chest by a fucking ball! If that's not bad enough the ball gets put out of play as if the fucker needs urgent medical attention. The games gone to absolute shit

Christ Chelsea are fucking dull.

Now he's tackling Swansea players Dowd needs a Chelsea shirt.

To think that people want Man City or Chelsea to win the league. They're all detestable, just comes down to who you hate more really.

He got to the space before the City player tbf. He should have jumped over it. Its dangerous play, so not the same situation in the slightest.

Take that you old cunt!

Old cunt of a manager being called a cunt by Pardew means that you are indeed a very nice man Teasy is a pardyparody of himself though. You've lost me You under the delusion that I like Pardew or something?

Old cunt of a manager being called a cunt by Pardew means that you are indeed a very nice man Nah he's a twat man, in his interview after our match against them, swearing blind that Tiote's goal obviously had to be disallowed, total wanker though normally I'd agree anyone Pardew hates is a friend of mine

He does actually put his hand on him and push him away from the ball, pen IMO

Personally hate Man City and there old cunt of a manager even more than Liverpool, so I'm one of the few not celebrating here

Has it really come to supporting Man City?

There goes another fucking dive, get it out of the fucking game ffs, send him off there.

Cos Dzeko actually ended up kicking Sakho. Only because Sakho slid in, missed the ball, and made Djeko change his natural movement. Stone waller imo. You can't jump a tackle, then fall over afterwards for a pen, f***ing hell why do people want play acters to be rewarded?, can't understand it personally. So that logic people can just throw in two footers or ridiculous tackles to break a forwards stride? He has to hurdle the tackle and he can't get the ball, how is it not a foul? Well if it was a two footer then it would have been dangerous and therefore a red/pen with or without contact, but it wasn't. The defender actually gets there first, he missed the ball but also made no contact with the attacker and he in fact comes in second and runs into the back of the defender. You might disagree but as far as I know there's no rule about getting a pen because a defender potentially could have fouled you if you hadn't managed to avoid it. Personally given the shitty dive which looks even worse when you see it from the refs view I'm glade he didn't give it. He didn't make contact because he jumped it. In jumping it he couldn't reach the ball. So your saying people should just walk into tackles? It was high as fuck that tackle. It's a foul. Dzeko jumping over it doesn't change that. Didn't say he had to do anything, just that there's no rule to say you get a pen for avoiding a tackle, like I said unless there's a rule I'm not aware of. The only thing in their that's my personal opinion is that I'm glade he didn't get it looking at it from the refs view. Because I'm sick to death of dives and that was a fucking ridiculous dive whatever you think of the merits of what happened before it.

He didn't bring him down though, it was a quite atrocious dive after he realised he wasn't going to get the ball. Now you can say the slide stopped him from being able to get the ball, fine, but there's no way on earth that brought him down, he dropped deliberately.

Cos Dzeko actually ended up kicking Sakho. Only because Sakho slid in, missed the ball, and made Djeko change his natural movement. Stone waller imo. You can't jump a tackle, then fall over afterwards for a pen, f***ing hell why do people want play acters to be rewarded?, can't understand it personally. So that logic people can just throw in two footers or ridiculous tackles to break a forwards stride? He has to hurdle the tackle and he can't get the ball, how is it not a foul? Well if it was a two footer then it would have been dangerous and therefore a red/pen with or without contact, but it wasn't. The defender actually gets there first, he missed the ball but also made no contact with the attacker and he in fact comes in second and runs into the back of the defender. You might disagree but as far as I know there's no rule about getting a pen because a defender potentially could have fouled you if you hadn't managed to avoid it. Personally given the shitty dive which looks even worse when you see it from the refs view I'm glade he didn't give it.

Cos Dzeko actually ended up kicking Sakho. Yeah because he had to hurdle a ridiculous tackle though! Basically stopped him getting the ball. Definite pen Although I see why the ref didn't give it, didn't look like one at first but replays shows it was a clear penalty. Since when is an attempted foul a penalty? Seriously question is there some rule I'm not aware of?

Cos Dzeko actually ended up kicking Sakho. Only because Sakho slid in, missed the ball, and made Djeko change his natural movement. Stone waller imo. You can't jump a tackle, then fall over afterwards for a pen though, he did dive and I'm glad the ref didn't reward that.

Very clumsy tackle, but also a ridiculous dive right in front of the ref, good decision IMO.

I've little doubt that he wont be staying here, but to be fair to him he actually doesn't say that in those quotes. Quite the opposite actually, typical journalism these days, reads as if its been written by a mental deficient.

Did he really just claim that he wasn't celebrating the goal when he ran across the touchline with his arms up? Apparently he was actually just off to tell some players they now needed to change tactics.. is this fucker just a compulsive lier or what?

Just when you think Shola can't possibly be more detrimental to the cause, can't wait to never see him on a Football pitch again (whether this story is true or not obviously).

Read the statement, as incredibly uninspiring as it was I must have missed that bit.

I'd still be depressed if he came back like, I don't want Ashley or that robbing cunt either.

The Premier League also have financial fair player regulations which have nothing to do with European competition. He specifically refers to the UEFA rules. I see that and its pretty stupid of him to specifically mentions those regulations given their apparent thoughts on the UEFA cup. Just saying FYI that their are also Premier League FFP that obviously effect us whether we're in Europe or not. Though they are certainly less stringent than UEFA's rules.