Rich

That’s quite a trio. Poor Bruno.

Why not two?

Dimarco: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12196235/Newcastle-talks-Inter-Milan-50m-Nicolo-Barella.html Rogerio: https://www.calciomercato.com/news/sassuolo-non-solo-frattesi-e-berardi-plusvalenza-anche-con-roger-79091 (If people could post sources that would be purely belta.)

What a fucking cheek.

We'll do our best to keep this updated for everyone, please let us know if there's anything that's already incorrect or needs adding! Full August and September TV selections are supposed to be confirmed sometime in July, while October's games are supposed to be confirmed sometime in August. The commitment from the PL is to give a minimum of six weeks of notice before changing a kick-off time until December, then five weeks from January to gameweek 37, so we'll see how that goes. We'll get all the Tickets & Travel threads added at some point today, then will link the [PL1], [PL2], [CL1], etc. directly to them so people can easily hop into them.

July 2023 [FR1] Gateshead 2-3 Newcastle United (Saturday 15th at 12.30pm) [National League TV] [FR2] Rangers 1-2 Newcastle United (Tuesday 18th at 7.45pm) [NUFC TV] [FR3] Newcastle United 3-3 Aston Villa (Monday 24th at 12am) [Sky] [FR4] Newcastle United 1-1 Chelsea (Thursday 27th at 1.15am) [Sky] [FR5] Brighton & Hove Albion 1-2 Newcastle United (Saturday 29th at 12.30am) [Sky] [FR6] Newcastle United 2-0 Fiorentina (Saturday 5th August at 3.30pm) [None] [FR7] Newcastle United 4-0 Villarreal (Sunday 6th August at 4pm) [None] August 2023 [PL1] Newcastle United 5-1 Aston Villa (Saturday 12th at 5.30pm) [Sky] [PL2] Manchester City 1-0 Newcastle United (Saturday 19th at 8pm) [TNT] [PL3] Newcastle United 1-2 Liverpool (Sunday 27th at 4.30pm) [Sky] September 2023 [PL4] Brighton & Hove Albion 3-1 Newcastle United (Saturday 2nd at 5.30pm) [Sky] [PL5] Newcastle United 1-0 Brentford (Saturday 15th at 5.30pm) [Sky] [CL1] AC Milan 0-0 Newcastle United (Tuesday 19th at 5.45pm) [TNT] [PL6] Sheffield United 0-8 Newcastle United (Sunday 24th at 4.30pm) [Sky] [CC3] Newcastle United 1-0 Manchester City (Wednesday 27th at 8pm) [Sky] [PL7] Newcastle United 2-0 Burnley (Saturday 30th at 3pm) [None] October 2023 [CL2] Newcastle United 4-1 Paris Saint-Germain (Wednesday 4th at 8pm) [TNT] [PL8] West Ham United 2-2 Newcastle United (Saturday 8th at 2pm) [None] [PL9] Newcastle United 4-0 Crystal Palace (Saturday 21st at 3pm) [None] [CL3] Newcastle United 0-1 Borussia Dortmund (Wednesday 25th at 8pm) [TNT] [PL10] Wolverhampton Wanderers 2-2 Newcastle United (Saturday 28th at 5.30pm) [Sky] November 2023 [CC4] Manchester United 0-3 Newcastle United (Wednesday 1st at 8.15pm) [Sky] [PL11] Newcastle United 1-0 Arsenal (Saturday 4th at 5.30pm) [Sky] [CL4] Borussia Dortmund 2-0 Newcastle United (Tuesday 7th at 5.45pm) [TNT] [PL12] Bournemouth 2-0 Newcastle United (Saturday 11th at 5.30pm) [Sky] [PL13] Newcastle United 4-1 Chelsea (Saturday 25th at 3pm) [None] [CL5] Paris Saint-Germain 1-1 Newcastle United (Tuesday 28th at 8pm) [TNT] December 2023 [PL14] Newcastle United 1-0 Manchester United (Saturday 2nd at 8pm) [TNT] [PL15] Everton 3-0 Newcastle United (Thursday 7th at 7.30pm) [Amazon] [PL16] Tottenham Hotspur 4-1 Newcastle United (Sunday 10th at 4.30pm) [Sky] [CL6] Newcastle United 1-2 AC Milan (Wednesday 13th at 8pm) [TNT] [PL17] Newcastle United 3-0 Fulham (Saturday 16th at 3pm) [None] [CCQF] Chelsea (4) 1-1 (2) Newcastle United (Tuesday 19th at 8pm) [Sky] [PL18] Luton Town 1-0 Newcastle United (Saturday 23rd at 3pm) [None] [PL19] Newcastle United 1-3 Nottingham Forest (Tuesday 26th at 12.30pm) [Amazon] January 2024 [PL20] Liverpool 4-2 Newcastle United (Monday 1st at 8pm) [Sky] [FAC3] Sunderland 0-3 Newcastle United (Saturday 6th at 12.30pm) [ITV] [PL21] Newcastle United 2-3 Manchester City (Saturday 13th at 5.30pm) [Sky] [FAC4] Fulham 0-2 Newcastle United (Saturday 27th at 7pm) [ITV4] [PL22] Aston Villa 1-3 Newcastle United (Tuesday 30th at 8.15pm) [TNT] February 2024 [PL23] Newcastle United 4-4 Luton Town (Saturday 3rd at 3pm) [None] [PL24] Nottingham Forest 2-3 Newcastle United (Saturday 10th at 5.30pm) [Sky] [PL25] Newcastle United 2-2 Bournemouth (Saturday 17th at 3pm) [None] [PL26] Arsenal 4-1 Newcastle United (Saturday 24th at 8pm) [TNT] [FAC5] Blackburn Rovers (3) 1-1 (4) Newcastle United (Tuesday 27th at 7.45pm) [BBC] March 2024 [PL27] Newcastle United 3-0 Wolverhampton Wanderers (Saturday 2nd at 3pm) [None] [PL28] Chelsea 3-2 Newcastle United (Monday 11th at 8pm) [Sky] [FACQF] Manchester City 2-0 Newcastle United (Saturday 16th at 5.30pm) [BBC] [PL30] Newcastle United 4-3 West Ham United (Saturday 30th at 12.30pm) [TNT] April 2024 [PL31] Newcastle United 1-1 Everton (Tuesday 2nd at 3pm) [TNT] [PL32] Fulham 0-1 Newcastle United (Saturday 6th at 3pm) [None] [PL33] Newcastle United 4-0 Tottenham Hotspur (Saturday 13th at 12.30pm) [TNT] [PL29] Crystal Palace 2-0 Newcastle United (Wednesday 24th at 8pm) [None] [PL35] Newcastle United 5-1 Sheffield United (Saturday 27th at 3pm) [None] May 2024 [PL36] Burnley 1-4 Newcastle United (Saturday 4th at 3pm) [None] [PL37] Newcastle United 1-1 Brighton & Hove Albion (Saturday 11th at 3pm) [None] [PL34] Manchester United 3-2 Newcastle United (Wednesday 15th at 8pm) [Sky] [PL38] Brentford vs. Newcastle United (Sunday 19th at 4pm) [None]

It quotes the original source in the first sentence.

Him and McGrath tag-teamed on Gordon. https://twitter.com/mcgrathmike/status/1544640589588725760?s=46&t=_U6RoVATMvbOfK8F0owYrQ Telegraph broke the Maddison interest, too, IIRC?

There’s always one.

Aye, hopefully it’ll be back like the last time it just vanished. Blame Papa Elon.

That feeling of logging into the forum and seeing a new thread about a mint player that’s already at multiple pages is hard to beat, mind.

What a time to be alive, man. Two decades since we were linked to anyone of this level.

Arsenal after Havertz now, wasn't expecting that. https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1669000734904401923?s=20

#vibes?

That's the lowest we'll be all season, an' all. Glorious.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Now the retained list is out, here's where I think we'll land (roughly speaking) come the close of the window. This is with a rough gross spend of £141–160M from that poll the other day. I know I've done Little Joe dirty, but shoe-horning Big Joe in as starting LW was hurting my OCD too much. Even though he may well begin the season there. It could easily become a 4-2-3-1 chart by using Longstaff, Bruno, Joelinton, and McSauce as the pivot players, and nudging Maddison, Willock, and Anderson forward into a #10 box. We'd be fine for the 25-man PL squad, as Anderson still doesn't need registering and you're basically just omitting one of Dummett or Ritchie from this list. I've gone with Ritchie simply because of how stocked we'd be in midfield/out wide versus at the back. The UCL squad is trickier. You can risk going with two goalkeepers by omitting Gillespie, but we'd still need to omit one of the other "trained in nation" players. Targett or Murphy would be the two candidates there, you'd think, which would be a killer for either. Murphy is probably the safer bet, again based on how much theoretically stronger we are in the forward positions body-wise. ?

Aye, and no glorious return for Wor Tim .

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