Elric

A clean sheet for Lejeune and Schar makes up for the no-show from Fabianski and Felipe Anderson. Got Rondon as sub to come in for Hazard, noice.

0-0 written all over this

They'll lose 1-3.

"What the fuck are they bewwwwwwing at? Dicks."

The useless fucking Egyptian cunt. *hopes for another goal*

Going well for captain Salah. Fucking bottler

They have.

Luckily only one fucker in my league has (and has captained) Aguero. Need Salah to perform tomorrow but I'm not hopeful.

I'd love to see him chopped up and hidden IN a sofa, fat repulsive cunt. Hurry up and die.

Fucking hell

Can't wait to see him Raiden down that left flank. At least he'll be used to playing in Sub-Zero temperatures as well. Hopefully he won't make a meal of anything.

Probably worried he'll start on them for smiling or something Shithouse player, glad he's out of the league

Rafa giveth... and Rafa taketh away

I'd run that past Andrew Cewper - and his twin girls, Lewcee and Leweez. What did yer get fer Christmas Andrew? Snewker Kew. And you Leweeze? Rewler. Found this far too funny. The image of some Mackem kid opening a rewler with FTM tippexed all over it. Rewler will help with her Mackematics at least. Writing in her skewel bewk. After the Teycher took the Red-Chester Their inability to say "register" fucking infuriates me, like

Standard for them.

It's not easy when only one team wants to play. Fuck off Pep, you cunt

Yay.

Did the police confiscate a fucking axe from one of them?

Exactly. Come back when the fat cunt inevitably dies of heart disease, hopefully sooner rather than later.

Did not fucking expect Count Duckula chat when I came back in here, like

What a tool Downie is

Ironically the air quality is probably marginally better on Teeside than where he's arrived from

A desperado move.