Elric

I'd go for Jesus. Over Megson? I'd take Pardew. Grim.

Megson Jesus.

Aye, 99% sure she says "black". Mind you, she a) sounds inebriated and b) is from Sunderland / Wearside, so who the fuck knows. She also says "wee wee", so maybe she's just fucking mince. But yeah, grim as fuck.

Please, this would be fucking hilarious

The only club to use Lostprophets for the music players walk out to.[citation needed]

Any of Sewpa Kev, Balllllly or Phil Brown would be fucking hilarious, please

20 points with Lascelles and Merino to play. Could be a record low-scoring week for me Edit: Holy fuck, just read your post, Chopey, nm

There's one titled "STOP TURNING UP. Only way to let them know" Err...

So that's where all the red that should have been in their pink seats went. They had to save it for that fucking chart

Nah. Draw at best I think. These cunts are even shitter than I imagined Simon. He's still not happy...

I'd never even considered that, good shout

After putting him in my FPL team last week

State of that Neil Fissler, man. Charnley's thumb-heed brother

1-0 Burnley. Tough team.

The one with his kid, man I'd seen the comment earlier in the thread without having the context but fucking hell.

There's no way in hell she wouldn't keep her eyes laser-locked on you throughout an entire blowjob, like

I really, really hope they do, it'll be hilarious (for us, at least)

Bursting out laughing, marra. Snarf snarf.

State of that, man :lol:

Fuck off touting our players around, Simon. There's a good lad

Popular ≠ 'good'. I find internationals tedious as fuck, tbh.

The banner isn't wrong, like. No place for it at a football match, but still.