Elric

Yup, let it fucking burn to the ground at this point, don't care anymore

He's probably confused by the imminent danger, needs to hurl some crisp packets into the storm to be able to gauge the wind speed properly.

They never fucking learn

We lose this now

Fuck me man, why bother attempting to deal with Parish again?

Oof, imagine not beating Spurs at home man 💀

Weird cunt. Weird fucking accent.

1-4 to the NPWs

We can't rush an Italy international who has a year of Howe's training methods under his belt and appears to be at peak fitness into it man. Got to ease him in 😉

Imprisoning him in a Scotswood basement.

There's some fucking fixing going on with 14 cards like, what the fuck

Lollerpool Also something something Le Bree out, Speykman out marra.

Class Gonna enjoy watching them go straight back down, wankers 👋

We all know, deep down, that Longstaff is starting

Sayunt hodgee podgee park, marra

What a cunt Owen is

Commentator needs to tone down the excitement, like.

The Brazilian Jimmy Hill in that pic

Currently in the "bewm" of their usual bewm-bust cycle. They'll be after Le Bris' head after falling down the table, no doubt. Weird why they'd want to play us when we haven't yet clicked, can't think of why that is 🤔 (we'd still give them a hiding)

Eales and Mitchell wondering why there's boss music playing

Can we play rush keeper, give them all a run-out?

"Never" If you're talking relative to your remaining lifespan, you dodgy old gammon prick, probably not, no. That's not exactly saying much, though

What the fuck, so random

I take back everything I might have ever said about his hair Keep it, Anthony lad. Keep it in perpetuity, forever. Always