Elric

Well, looking at that twitter thread his mam has been messaged, his home address posted, his club made aware and also his employer. He's fucked

Off you go, old cunt.

Haha, karma.

Dat in-play betting

Finally, finally, did a job for me as captain. Gutted he came off Edit: 62 with 6 to play. 42 from Sterling Edit 2: Three of those six to play scored 3 between them Eagerly awaiting Pogba, Hazard and Jiminez to do fuck all between them

Pickford will be hitting the glue bag hard later like, solvent abusing mackem aids cunt

What the fuck is going on

Don't know when I'll learn to not leave Ward-Prowse on the bench like, lost more than 20 points in the last 3 games because of that. Also, gtfi.

lel, fuck PSG.

Dat Limmy reference

Ask them which airport they have to fly from. Pontayland marra, FTM, MLFsssss.

Aye, fuck off Pogba. Fuck off Sterling. Fuck off Nuno.

Every time I've captained Sterling he's fucked me over, the little shit. Expecting the same again today

Definitely getting binned in my team like. Seemed like everyone but him scored in the last game, absolute bottle job. Edit: Took him out for Sterling... watch him get benched now

44, awful week, 60s and 70s aaal owa my league. Salah, Hazard, Pogba, Kane did nowt. Saved from plumbing further depths by those lads Schar and Lejeune

Manquillo currently on more bonus points than Schar. Ok then

There goes my Doherty clean sheet, Huddersfield, you cunts.

Act FAST It's some form of Elvish...

Took a 4 point hit, put Kane in for Auba, Jiminez for Rashford. I was gonna take out Hazard with Chelsea in probable disarray but he'd be the type to score a hat-trick after I did

Stahp

48, after subs come in. Shite.

Fucking soft Spanish puff.

This fucking thread

"Brexit means Brexit"

He'll have been sold before you can clarify your feelings, don't worry man