Elric

"For some reason, which is definitely nothing to do with pandering to you gullible fucks, I've always had a love for blue pop, cheysey chips and casual racism. Similarly *checks crib notes* I've always had a deep hatred for sugar puffs, airports and the North Sea. Free Adam Johnson." Fuck's sake man

Donald Mitty

Haha fantastic job in that thread mate. They are already grasping at 6 in a row posts Rattled, marra

Echo these sentiments, I'm out if he leaves, like

I fort it waz gud - Steven, 5

67, not too bad since I captained the one cunt in the team who seemingly did fuck all (cheers, Firmino)

0-0

FFS, transferred Lingard in yesterday

I'm canny desperate so i'd accept any form of death tbh. Ideally I'd like to see him suffer but aye, anything will do.

This cunt dead yet? Die in a fire you fat bitch.

Fuck off, Pep.

"they could make billions if they put the effort in" Billions ffs It's not the fucking Metro.

Another opposition fan turns up, in peace of course, to blow smoke up their backsides. You couldn't make it up Well, you could... Fucking freaks.

That part killed me as well

This GW has been an absolute clusterfuck, like

Rod Stewart's

Keith Curle looks like Jeff Goldblum was asked to be Alan Pardew.

Clickbait sums up the look of the majority of threads started on that forum like. Surprised they don't have a "I'm not a mag" captcha to click after hitting the 'post' button. "Select all the pictures of horses getting punched"

Third division :lol:

"We won the Champions Leygue for you, marra" "Kiev Fan in peyce" Get your bingo cards ready

can you play wildcard and say bench boost in one gameweek? From bitter experience: nope

Thought he had a pretty sweet gig in the park tbf. Doesn't look like anything to me.

Got Salah © and Mane in my team... realistically, you wouldn't expect them to start against Stoke, right? Thinking of transferring them both, I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't even on the bench tbh. Trying to maximise my late surge up the table in the work league

From the comments Sweetcorn eyes and tomato skin hair, ffs

Oh aye, the trauma of 6 in a row far outstrips the hilarity of these facing actual years in the wilderness, financial ruin, ridicule from their football friends (), etc. :lol: