Elric

Tbf, he didn't say it would be in a good way

That was the first time I'd heard him speak. Yikes.

Fulham bout to pay that superstar money.

Oddly, all the small, medium, large and extra large shirts were still there 🤔

Aye we need to move the fuck on from this, like.

Dominic Soldado

Jesus fucking Christ

Boumsong. Especially vs Yeading.

Only Guehi can save this pre-season now.

Let's hope their mid-game name change from Marios to Marinos will see a downturn in their fortunes

Free trollies, peyple! Fucking dickheads

Spending the Gordon money early with this one

Who the fuck is Antonio Mango

First time I've seen this

That one of Pelé (I think? ) from 03/07/23 is fucking terrifying

If they mean that, ultimately, he'll be hounded out by dickhead fans of a club who think they're bigger than they actually are then... yeah, just like Wenger

"We just want you to know up front that our entire identity is built around them, marra. Bew."

Wow

Exactly. It's learned, just like any other degenerate behaviour.

This club is cursed

Alright, you got me, I've been secretly jealous of their "spend close to fuck all and languish in lower leagues" model the whole time.

On this issue, in general, in perpetuity. Fuck Liverpool.

Odysseas pulling a 'Michael Beale'

Hopefully not the new norm in future years, a 'Firesale Day' where the reckless and naive have to reluctantly give up talents to the circling vultures.