Kasper

Need a table spoon smiley pls

Hope he's amazing for Hull. I think I'll enjoy more watching him for the rest of the season than Pardew's shitball.

Final straw for many I hope. Will enjoy every defeat like a Hatem solo goal from now on.

HJK

If anyone is in Lisbon today and wants a free ticket to tonights Benfica vs Pacos de Ferreira then send me a PM

Why does it have to be so late. I can only watch the first half before I must get going to Estadio da Luz to catch Benfica`s season opener. Well to be fair, its probably all over after the first 45 mins.

Make a bigger version of it and hire a plane to do a fly-over during a match

No fucking way

From what I've understood fines for being overweight is pretty basic stuff at professional football clubs. However putting him in with the reserves and treating him like a bag of shit definetely isn't.

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Real Madrid..or Real Madrid Castilla are buying a 23 year old Finnish striker from AIK Stockholm for 2,2m€ with a possible 1m more. Apparently AIK's biggest transfer ever. http://as.com/videos/2014/07/21/portada/1405975367_951892.html Really really weird. You asked and they delivered

Fuck off you negative cunts. We've looked good since the goal.

How's that down to the formation? From what I've seen it's more down to bad passes, heavy touches and no movement from players.

Won our work World Cup bet. 250€

Giggs? http://i.minus.com/ibrwAJrdojkvDw.gif

It would be insane if he did come out.

This is the first time in ages I've felt proud supporting this club. Good for you everyone there

I don't really know, a combination of things from luck, bad player performances to managerial mistakes etc. If the question was for me, I was making a point about approach and specifically not results. It's mostly because the club doesn't have a philosophy about how to play the game. A style of play that is implemented at every level of the club all the way from the kids to the first team. Players in the first eleven might have a clue about what the guy next to them is going to do next but this is down to them getting to know each others style. It should be down to every player following a coherent plan of playing, where to move, where to pass, how to pass, when to slow it down, when to apply pressure, depending on the area of the pitch. This in my opinion causes changes in the squad to make the players look like headless chickens running around. The player coming in doesnt have a plan of play to follow and he doesnt know the other players well enough to guess what they are doing next.

Just another practice session.

Cisse is absolutely useless at this moment in time. If De Jong vaguely resembles a useful footballer then of course it strengthens us. Would you swap your Ferrari that has a flat tyre to my Toyota Corolla just so you can get to work tomorrow? Perfect comparison in my opininion

This seems to have gone viral now because of 101greatgoals http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/an-epic-94th-min-miss-epic-er-finish-a-finnish-3rd-division-match-may-have-been-the-best-football-match-ever/ Got an email from Norway's main tv channel asking if they can use the clip for an article on their website. And now I got an email from The Guardian asking for the video file so they can put it on their website