Beren

Have a word half a game into the season ffs

Hate the Cottage ffs

Can't stand Anita personally. Bottling 50/50s all day long, or lazily laying it off to avoid riding a tackle.

Looking forward to this, this season. Feels alien, feels damn good.

He's cracking me up tbh. The English football system is as bent as Fifa man. You have to laugh really.

Reckon they'll sign Gareth Barry soon, and James Milner in 4 years.

Put £10 on a -1 win, and should probably wait to see if we're any decent before putting anything else but I'm quite tempted by 3-1 to NUFC.

Are you seriously suggesting a non-British PFM was responsible for Leicester City's teamwork winning the league last season, Wullie? Have a word.

Ba > Batty > Batistuta

My expectations are low so he can only impress me really. Might be a useful squad addition and a change of scenery might reignite his career.

Aston Ham.

I've paid Villa so little mind for so long, but it's quality we've embittered them (I don't even really know how, either? We beat them 6-nowt when we came back, then nothing of note between the two clubs really? Maybe it's true the best revenge is to live happily, but I mean we were fucking relegated too Maybe it's what Hans has said: that they've gone down and been overshadowed by another Prem club who have better prospects etc)

spot on

Has been sacked by/resigned from approximately 4 million clubs. Leaving Al-Nassr and going to Al-Nasr was a real low point. Took years to get over his loss. Al-Nadir was the worst.

Keane was ridiculous that game too.

That's brilliant/perfectly understandable tbh. You couldn't be too pissed with them as they'd been quality for him for 99% of the season so you have to end with "thanks for all your hard work and have a great summer mate" after you get beasted 5-1 off a relegated side and humiliatingly slip below your local archrivals. Again.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-annual-scraping-premier-league-survival-saga.1258271/ Imagine being a sensible mackem with a modicum of ambition Poor bastard. In fairness, can't idenfity with most NUFC fans I meet in person, but my sanity is comforted/reinforced at least by a fair few like-minded individuals here.

Thought he was older, so pleased he's only 29 Need some more competition in central midfield areas. Astute signing it it comes off.

Fucking hell man His team mates pass to him and move when he has the ball and everything! Chuffed to bits for him. Sublime.

Heard Leicester got bummed 4-0 off PSG. Did he play? Edit: played the last half hour

Rooney saying it's a good apppoinment and he's going to carry on they're pouring concrete over the coffin now

Of course he will man. Will give himself an A* for it. He'll end it with "p.s I did all I could writing this letter to not sound like a cunt, so it's excellent and I'm awesome"

Dream situation is McClaren at the mackems and Bruce at Hull tbh.

Agent Bruce can restore balance to the Force