Beren

Fellaini must have an absolutely ludicrous headshape to still have that haircut.

Never

Can't remember ever seeing a team captain walk around the pitch as much as Rooney.

You'd fancy Man Utd in a shootout with De Gea between the sticks. Maybe Man Utd being so cowardly might work out.

Get in Mata

Wonder sub.

He's honestly a shit Charlie Adams at this point. Except he thinks he's Paul Scholes.

Rooney is so shit man

Spectacularly missed the lead in

Don't even act like you haven't seen worse

Fully expect them to cut to Pardew miming along to a Tempah song

The Superbowl half-time show was far worse :lol:

Shut up and stop jinxing it man. There is no such thing as "jinxing" it. If we lose I'll happily have my username changed to Plastic Irish Gloryhunter for a month. It won't happen.

They'll win in ET.

Leeds, Scunthorpe, Newcastle, Sheffield, Carlisle or any of the other teams named united? Which one?? The one universally known as United. Get over it. Nah, not having that you dog end, not on a Newcastle united forum. Why pick out United then? Should have questioned Real and said "Betis? Madrid? Zaragoza? Santander?" United = Manchester United. Newcastle = Newcastle United. Because you're not on a Betis, Zaragoza or Racing forum. You're welcome to f*** off to any of them though if you fancy. To be frank, in Spain practically nobody says just "Real" when talking about Madrid (except Madrid fans among themselves, ofc), precisely because of how many Reals there are out there. They are "Madrid". Wouldn't be having that if I were you, Atletico...

This. Probably my favorite Newcastle goal ever. It never seems to get as much coverage because of who the opposition were.. if it had been a super sunday you can bet sky would still be peddling it in their ads, like they do with Philippe Albert's chip, or Shearer's volley Aye, it was unreal. I've just rewatched the highlights of the match on YouTube, fair to say we should have won by a lot more than 4. I've never seen a goal more attempted in the yard than that one for about a week after it happened. Luis Figo vs Man Utd, for me. No idea why. Maybe the magnitude of the game.

Glad he's okay, but these are some bizarre-ass tweets. As though he doesn't know the public is aware of the severity of his ordeal and he's trying to play it cool? Of course, he would play it cool though

I'm glad we're not getting carried away about him Tbf to James, he may be talking about a post-CoventryLiverpool Fernando Torres.

I'm not sensitive as you know In all seriousness, we've all seen what Pardew delivers in big games. A shit-your-pants performance. He'll have been trying to frighten Bolasie and Zaha to death about Valencia and Jackson all week. He'll ask his players to kick Man Utd off the pitch and forget about the football. P.s Cunt

Love the confidence Frog.

Recoba, Bierhoff, Baggio, Cafu, Del Piero, Ronaldo, Zidane. The contentious incident reminds me of NUFC's Gravesen moment against Everton with much lower stakes obviously Great article though, cheers.

I actually quite like Liverpool at the moment (no more Stevie G, Suarez, Rodgers, Carragher, Dalglish etc) but this from RAWK made me laugh: Bolded bits are the lols for me.

Mr Renrel will buy it, I reckon. http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/5/5e/Snrub.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140416021517