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Got home from the gym, checked Livescore. "You fucking arseholes".

Fucking hell, I'm packing in with life. On my slip too.

100% destroyed KI should delete his account after that beatdown.

Inter, Villareal & Sevilla treble

Players will always back the incumbent manager/caretaker. A mop from the janitor's closet could be appointed manager and receive unanimous backing from the squad. Most of our players would leave for a better offer. Krul's stock has fallen in recent times though and none of the richer sides (in the Premier league at least) are too short in that department. Apart from Liverpool.

That's hilarious. No one beasts him more than Lukaku.

FYP (in the eyes of Carver). You're mad, there's no way Carver takes the beating heart of our midfield and plays him out of position. Without Jack pulling the strings, where is our threat? http://i2.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article1383643.ece/alternates/s615/sammy-ameobi-has-quickly-become-a-favourite-of-newcastle-united-s-supporters-72692290.jpg He's a Geordie. CHECK-MATE. QED.

FYP (in the eyes of Carver).

It's not pretend IIRC. It was investigated and he's very, very real.

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Bellamy mouthed off as though he was as big as Drogba!

He's never been regarded as that kind of player IMO - a trickster - he's more in the bracket of "supremely effective" - like Robben. Not the best on the eye, but very destructive in your side.

I just want one credible and notable person of footballing integrity to come out in the mainstream media to say "Wayne Rooney dived fairly clearly, as many people do, but it's insulting, patronising and sadly typical of Roy Hodgson to lie about it to all the fans watching who have eyes". Football has propaganda like nothing else in 2015 I swear* * - massive exaggeration

I wish there were a concerted campaign to expose the explicit horseshit that seeps out of the mouths of pundits. Something they couldn't ignore or dismiss with an "anyway, penalty or not, Man Utd are through and face Arsenal in the next round, now what do we think of that match Martin?".

Giroud's finish for the second goal was very smart.

Someone who has access write "John Carver" in their "Who do we get?" thread please.

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Relieved they're both out. Hope Arsenal win.

I'd love if that were so but they have a strong squad full of individuals who can pull his stones out of the fire IMO. Strong for this current league anyway. Think they'll be in serious threat in 2016/17 though.

After I saw the Villa score on Livescore, I went to the BBC website and for some reason genuinely expected to see the headline "Aston Villa score two goals in one game"

They love an own goal like.

Mehdi talks about the possibility of NUFC winning games as if it's somehow doing something completely out of the ordinary. It's like he's describing the law of averages ffs

You'd also get a lot of "to what end? Wearing a ribbon won't change Ashley, and what if everyone thinks we're deluded Geordies and xyz..."